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Title: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Eientei on July 19, 2007, 12:34:34 AM
Ever read Dante's Inferno and wonder where God would send your sorry hide to roast/freeze/get flayed for all eternity?  Now you can find out!  Take the Hell Test, based on the nine circles of Dante's Hell as featured in the Divine Comedy.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

I got the Second Circle for being Lustful.  How embarrassing.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Myroria on July 19, 2007, 12:42:28 AM
Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Yeah, I'm sure I'll be going to hell, just as I'm sure worshipping to an invisible man in the sky will save me.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 01:05:21 AM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Woot 8th level! That's what I get for believing people can see the future and stealing a few pens from work.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on July 19, 2007, 02:10:54 AM
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | High  (Gluttony... I like food, what can I say?)
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate (Haven't been to church in the last few months, cause I've been out of the country...)
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Larry on July 19, 2007, 07:06:10 AM
First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:27:03 PM
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


did it a 2nd time and got

Level 1 - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Vasp on July 19, 2007, 01:44:19 PM
Cool. Call me Jesus

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:45:21 PM
goody, goody 2 shoes...i didnt know what half the things meant.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Allama on July 19, 2007, 01:52:03 PM
I was Very High for Purgatory and Limbo, but I must have had a point or two more for Purgatory since that's where it put me.  Huzzah for not being tormented!
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 02:10:58 PM
I got purgatory :P
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Post by: Allama on July 19, 2007, 02:22:22 PM
Lusty Emp, in Purgatory?  Say it ain't so!  :-P
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 02:27:15 PM
Yup, apparently, thoughts and friendly teasing isn't too sinful. So don't worry, I can keep teasing you for laughs in paradise while we are both blissful with our respective significant others ;D

And as you can see in my avatar, purgatory isn't too bad either if you wear proper protection ::)

And if your ' :-P ' is an invitation I'm afraid I will have to respectfully decline you that pleasure ;D
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Talmann on July 19, 2007, 04:03:40 PM
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level                     Who are sent there?                Score
Purgatory               Repenting Believers                 Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo       Virtuous Non-Believers             Very High
Level 2                  Lustful                                  Low
Level 3                  Gluttonous                            Moderate
Level 4                  Prodigal and Avaricious            Low
Level 5                  Wrathful and Gloomy               Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics                        Very High
Level 7                  Violent                                  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous                            Low
 
 What can I say? W00t for being in good company with Socrates and Virgil, etc.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 04:33:12 PM
Yay!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 05:49:16 PM
we have a lot of super religious folk here...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:52:04 PM
No...just nice people who apparently believe in a God.  Seemingly, that's all it took.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 05:52:28 PM
well, im nice and i belive in god...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 06:01:42 PM
well, I bet someone who is a religious zealot would go to the 8th or 9th circle.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:02:03 PM
Exactly.
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Post by: Khablan on July 19, 2007, 07:27:48 PM
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:33:23 PM
Mama Khab wasn't in Purgatory?   :o
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Osamafune on July 19, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level   Who are sent there?   Score
Purgatory    Repenting Believers    High
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very Low
Level 2    Lustful    Moderate
Level 3    Gluttonous    High
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Very High
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very Low
Level 7    Violent    Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 09:19:00 PM
well, I bet someone who is a religious zealot would go to the 8th or 9th circle.

I got 8th level of hell. Not so bad, whole lot of wizards and fortune tellers there. We keep getting the frost mages to make snowballs to see how much of a chance they'll have.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 09:49:46 PM
Oh, well, I was wrong, they, and religious politicians in particular would likely go to the 6th or 9th circle.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 19, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
I'm sorry what?

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 | Low
Level 9 | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html


I love the fact that the top three are Purgatory, Limbo and Cocytus. What the-?
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on July 19, 2007, 10:28:26 PM
I got 8th level of hell. Not so bad, whole lot of wizards and fortune tellers there. We keep getting the frost mages to make snowballs to see how much of a chance they'll have.
Heehee...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
So, should the cross logo tell us something, Naivetry?
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Eientei on July 19, 2007, 11:08:12 PM
So I'm really the only one to get the second circle?

I didn't think I was that bad...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on July 20, 2007, 05:10:44 AM
So, should the cross logo tell us something, Naivetry?
Probably.  :P

I'm a Methodist preacher's kid in RL.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 20, 2007, 09:47:27 AM
The only one who could ever reach me was a son of a preacher man...
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Post by: The Empire on July 20, 2007, 10:00:24 AM
Nice touch there Soly :-P
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Post by: Solnath on July 20, 2007, 10:25:06 AM
Soly - now with 90% more Jesus in order to save your soul!
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Post by: Trey on July 20, 2007, 06:14:40 PM
I'll buy 20!
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Post by: Naivetry on July 23, 2007, 03:35:06 PM
The only one who could ever reach me was a son of a preacher man...

<-- Daughter.  ;)
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Post by: Solnath on July 23, 2007, 03:37:05 PM
<- Son.
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Post by: Larry on July 23, 2007, 05:00:36 PM
<== Larry!
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Post by: ZeroStriker on July 23, 2007, 06:39:43 PM
Fifth Level of Hell

ROFL that's it? only 5th level?
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Post by: The Empire on July 23, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
<== Hopeless romantic with a naughty streak
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Post by: Union on July 23, 2007, 08:30:29 PM
9th level doesn't sound that bad, frozen in ice while the others have to get torture. Really laid back if you ask me...Maybe their mouth's are open cause they were gawking in surprise at the lightness of their punishment.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 23, 2007, 08:44:03 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High
 
 
I feel like such a bad, bad person! lol oh well.  :whip:
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 23, 2007, 08:49:22 PM
CL, I love you! Alizeé!

Pumpkin, don't worry, we who go to Heaven won't laugh... a lot.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Union on July 23, 2007, 09:13:52 PM
Alizee, the cutest and hottest French singer to date!
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Post by: Solnath on July 23, 2007, 09:22:34 PM
Do you want to start a praising thread?
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Post by: Union on July 23, 2007, 09:25:06 PM
Awesome Idea! To the Fanclub!
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Post by: Eientei on July 24, 2007, 01:19:06 AM
Alizee, the cutest and hottest French singer to date!

Alizee has to take at least a quarter of the blame for this:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Union on July 24, 2007, 01:40:53 AM
Lol, not even. I myself only got the First Level. It must had been something else, you can not blame innocent Alizee for this!
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Post by: Ryazania on July 24, 2007, 02:04:21 AM
Purgatory!
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Post by: El Presidente on July 24, 2007, 07:46:03 AM
Only Second Level of Hell
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Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 08:33:31 AM
Hell ain't a bad place... Hell is from here to eternity!
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Post by: Khem on July 24, 2007, 09:03:35 AM
Seventh Level of Hell

G
uarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 10:56:38 PM
but PUR's a nice person....
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 10:58:30 PM
Remember Bara...PUR can be naughty.
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Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 11:00:28 PM
oh yeah..... but she has a good heart.
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:01:03 PM
We know that...but a stupid test doesn't.
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Post by: Khem on July 25, 2007, 11:08:20 PM
lol *blushes a bit*
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:09:32 PM
Yay!  Two days made a little brighter!
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Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 11:14:02 PM
/me slaps the grinning Max around a lot with a large trout.
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
What?  Max needs a happy day too!
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Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 11:20:56 PM
Max is happy today, unfortunately.
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:21:16 PM
Sounds like fun!
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Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 11:25:50 PM
Oh, I agree. Most wouldn't.
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Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:27:58 PM
...

Why not?
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Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 11:31:26 PM
Because Max is pretty Evil.
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Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 06:46:47 PM
Uh-oh...Evil with a capital E.  Dare I ask...how Evil?
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Post by: Solnath on July 26, 2007, 06:50:13 PM
Evil as in Satan makes deals with him, not the other way around.
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Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 06:53:16 PM
Ok, that's evil.  I won't mess with him.
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Post by: Bara on July 26, 2007, 10:13:05 PM
Whos Max?
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Post by: Larry on July 26, 2007, 10:16:11 PM
Sol's other personality.
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Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 11:00:34 PM
God, where have you been, Bara?
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Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 11:34:41 PM
Not spamming, I can tell you that.
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Post by: Omnipius on July 27, 2007, 11:45:12 PM
And I take the cake. The 9th level. Guess it's a good thing for me that I don't subscribe to this.
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Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 11:51:02 PM
Hedge your bets, traitor. I get to Purgatory regardless.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 12:00:11 AM
I'm actually one of the most loyal people out there..it's the "could you do it?" that gets me. I ascribe to not ruling out doing anything if the situation calls for it.
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Post by: Solnath on July 28, 2007, 12:46:04 AM
So... you're easily manipulated?
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Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 01:23:01 AM
Depends on the kind of carrot at the end of the stick.  ;)  In general I'm the one doing the manipulating tho.
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Post by: Solnath on July 28, 2007, 01:27:04 AM
Yeah, right.

You don't need a carrot or a stick to get people to do your will. Anyone really good at it would know that.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 01:48:34 AM
I was referring the the carrot and stick used on me. Never said that was anything like my methodology. I prefer methods where the manipulated has no idea it's happening.
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Post by: Solnath on July 28, 2007, 02:00:14 AM
Good, that means you're still a few notches below.
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Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 02:12:49 AM
Below....being easily manipulated? Didn't quite follow that one.  :-\
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Post by: Solnath on July 28, 2007, 02:15:21 AM
Precisely.
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Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 02:39:12 AM
Ah. OK. I got it. Distracted by my hot fudge & ice cream.
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Post by: Xyrael on July 28, 2007, 09:14:29 AM
I find the first question of this survey to be very enlightening... why should it matter?
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Please select your gender:   Male/Female

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Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?
Is this not a trick question? Lust or Gluttony, what about neither?

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Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things?
Define right and wrong?

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Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish.
I wonder if this true/false question sits well with the large portion of evangelical republican party proponents.

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low  
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Low  
Level 2  Lustful  Very High  
Level 3  Gluttonous  Very Low  
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low  
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  High  
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High  
Level 7  Violent  Very High  
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Very High  
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 28, 2007, 12:10:47 PM
Christian morality, Xy.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 28, 2007, 12:45:08 PM
you know, this might be evangelical republican party.

darn religious politics....
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Omnipius on July 28, 2007, 01:14:33 PM
Unfortunate fact of life: Dealing with people who don't understand why everyone else shouldn't have to follow their rules.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 28, 2007, 01:15:07 PM
agreed....
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 11:15:03 AM
Anyone who tries to impose their values or rules on others deserve every can of whoopass that might be heading their way...

Eg. The US administrations and Islamic extremists deserve eachother... Unfortunately, both factions have a tendency to want to drag everyone else into their mess too.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 29, 2007, 01:53:16 PM
Anyone who tries to impose their values or rules on others deserve every can of whoopass that might be heading their way...

Start with yourself, then.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 02:01:47 PM
Why should I? And start with what? I have encountered no opposition of that kind so far...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Pachamama on July 29, 2007, 02:55:52 PM
Not to forget that Dante Alighieri, author of the mentioned work was also a member of the "White Party" in Florence.
He was banned and wrote this book more as a political payoff than a religious work. That`s why we find all of his political enemy's in hell and his Friend's in either the purgatory or heaven.
On this note it is also interesting that there is a "Which level of Hell will you go to" quiz but I have never seen a "Which level of Heaven will you go to" quiz.
I find the fascination of western religions with the concept of hell rater unsettling. Actually everything revolves around hell in the catholic Church. I have more than once pointed out that it seems the duty of Catholic personal to whip the people to the collection box using the fear of hell.
But that's just my  :2c:


 O:-)
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 29, 2007, 03:01:52 PM

I find the fascination of western religions with the concept of hell rater unsettling. Actually everything revolves around hell in the catholic Church. I have more than once pointed out that it seems the duty of Catholic personal to whip the people to the collection box using the fear of hell.
But that's just my  :2c:

 O:-)

i noticed that to. thank god for beingProtestantt! (there a bit more nicer)
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Pachamama on July 29, 2007, 03:11:57 PM
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i noticed that to. thank god for beingProtestantt! (there a bit more nicer)

I noticed that when my grandparents died. On my grandfather's burial (Catholic) the priest was all about sadness and dead and stuff. On my grandma`s funeral (Protestant) the priest was uplifting in his speech pointing out my grandma now being in heaven and released of all mortal troubles. He really tried to take the sadness away as best he could.

Nonetheless I am rather agnostic. Religion is not my thing.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 29, 2007, 03:17:22 PM
See, the Catholics seem to be about the evil things, then telling them if you dont to so and so, then you go to hell.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 29, 2007, 04:04:51 PM
Why should I? And start with what? I have encountered no opposition of that kind so far...

Because you're imposing your values on others.

Pachamama, "God wants Christians to die." Also, the fear-of-Hell aspect is once again all about control through the stick.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Xyrael on July 30, 2007, 02:50:12 PM
See, the Catholics seem to be about the evil things, then telling them if you dont to so and so, then you go to hell.

This may be the impression you get, b far as I know there is no doctrinal difference as to "niceness". It goes along the same lines as a big black man and a big white man are going to fight. Everyone thinks big black man is going to win because many people assume big black people are dangerous (big black moms for example are mean and powerful, big white moms are just lovey and mushy)

Both Protestants and Catholics alike try to force their opinions down your throat. I'm sorry, but if I don't want to accept Jesus isn't that something I'll have to deal with on my own? Proselytizing seems pointless. What kind of self-serving God needs people to grovel on their knees and worship him? Why must *worship* be a part of faith, I'd be much more inclined to be a Christian if I didn't always have to ask for forgiveness for everything I did in life, much less be born guilty just because my mom and dad had sex. What kind of guilt must a truly devout catholic child feel if he's the offspring of a woman who was raped? Christianity doesn't force judgement of Hell down your throat, it guilts you into believing in God.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: The Empire on July 30, 2007, 03:19:11 PM
Well, In my view, so-called christians who try to give anyone guilt trips are not much better than heretics. With my definition of heresy beeing someone who uses other people's faith for accomplishing their own ends.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 30, 2007, 09:21:00 PM
I have auto-repentance on. If I ever need to become Catholic, I'll survive.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Bara on July 30, 2007, 09:46:14 PM
he....auto repentance...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Xyrael on July 30, 2007, 11:39:36 PM
I have auto-repentance on. If I ever need to become Catholic, I'll survive.

Does that feature come with Vista Ultimate?
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Eientei on July 30, 2007, 11:41:24 PM
My grandmother left the Church a while ago because she got divorced and they of course gave her a hard time about it.  She goes to a Lutheran church now.  It all seems pretty much the same to me anyway.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on July 31, 2007, 10:43:53 AM
No, Linux.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on August 01, 2007, 10:59:31 PM
It also comes with Mac OS X 42.  It's codenamed Godzilla.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Delfos on August 08, 2007, 04:12:46 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

huh, you all deserve to die for cursing me to the 2nd level
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on August 09, 2007, 04:36:12 AM
What kind of self-serving God needs people to grovel on their knees and worship him? Why must *worship* be a part of faith, I'd be much more inclined to be a Christian if I didn't always have to ask for forgiveness for everything I did in life, much less be born guilty just because my mom and dad had sex. What kind of guilt must a truly devout catholic child feel if he's the offspring of a woman who was raped? Christianity doesn't force judgement of Hell down your throat, it guilts you into believing in God.

Oh, I missed this.  I don't want to pick a fight, so I hope you won't take it that way.  I just hate leaving this sitting here unanswered.

First off, God isn't self-serving, doesn't need worship, and certainly doesn't want groveling.  As someone who does worship God, I find it difficult to recall any time when worshiping called for groveling.  :P  Dancing and singing and praising, yes; groveling, no.  Worship can really be an amazing experience... all this joy that floods through you until you've simply got to let it out.

You may be confusing worship with confession or repentance.  I've been on that side, too, but let me assure you, the groveling is only what our own emotions call for at the time - and not what God requires.  It's like nothing more than a child who has broken something precious, and runs crying to his mother to say he's sorry.   He cries because he really is sorry - he knows he's done something bad, something that may hurt and upset her - not because she wants him to cry.  It's the same with us and God.  And God's forgiveness is like a father running to greet the son who had abandoned him and squandered his inheritance - completely ignoring the attempts of the son to make up for it, and offering him a welcome home party instead.

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much less be born guilty just because my mom and dad had sex
I find this quote extremely puzzling.  In case anyone has missed the newsflash... sex is good.  :P  That's what so much of the fighting over heresy has been about through the ages - regular Christians affirming loudly that God's creation is not inherently evil.  Anyone in or out of the Church who tells you that the Church says otherwise is, not to be too blunt, either a liar or historically blind.

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What kind of guilt must a truly devout catholic child feel if he's the offspring of a woman who was raped?
o_O  None. Oh, by the love that kept Christ on the cross, none.  The life of that child, and any child, is dear to God.  What possible twisted imagination could blame the child of an innocent mother for the sin of the father?  Really, the misinformation that gets out about Christianity is enough to make one believe in the devil.    :-[
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 11:13:13 PM
One question, though...would God forgive suicide?
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on August 09, 2007, 11:24:24 PM
Well, first of all, there's only one real way to find out!

Secondly, I wouldn't blame someone whom I loved and who loved me from trying to come to me ASAP.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 11:29:42 PM
So...what I gleaned from that was
a) you're a zombie/ghost
and
b) you don't know

I asked because I've heard from many at my Catholic high school (I'm personally not Catholic, by the way) that if you commit suicide, it's straight off to Hell for you.  That seems a little mean.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on August 09, 2007, 11:47:01 PM
Yes, I believe that's a standard Catholic belief. At least it's the one I've always heard. But if you kill yourself and don't get to Heaven, they might be right.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 11:48:50 PM
I'm not going to test that out.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Solnath on August 09, 2007, 11:52:36 PM
No guts, no glory.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on August 10, 2007, 07:40:46 AM
As far as I understand it, suicide is not some kind of "unforgivable sin."  None of this heaven/hell stuff is as simplistic as people try to make it.

I've never honestly considered suicide, so I can't tell you what the mindset is... I'm sure it varies from person to person.  But I do know my God has compassion on the weak.
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Nightloser on August 15, 2007, 07:47:15 AM
Well...lustful ;D But i'm glad i'm "room-mates" with Aristotle, Socrates, Caesar.... :)
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Naivetry on August 17, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
 ???  Socrates, really?  Plato, maybe...
Title: Re: Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Post by: Saletsia on August 17, 2007, 05:42:04 PM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  High
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  Moderate
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low