Taijitu

Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Gulliver on June 14, 2010, 08:34:25 PM

Title: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Gulliver on June 14, 2010, 08:34:25 PM

Quickly, let us demonstrate the glory of our region by annoying others with a flood of unbelievably inane spam. Do it for Kool-Aid Man and TIAX. OH YEAH. (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=55513&start=0&sid=c359bf9804a92856fb9e07307b03892e)

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Myroria on June 14, 2010, 08:35:33 PM

TAIJITU NUMBER ONE

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Wast on June 14, 2010, 10:32:41 PM

I AM PROUD TO BE A TAIJITUAN. TAIJITU NUMBER ONE!

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: PoD Gunner on June 16, 2010, 07:54:58 AM

lol can we also invoke the old gods, namely Pha?

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Khem on June 16, 2010, 03:57:39 PM

fo tha love uh Pha Taijitu numbah one!

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Gulliver on June 16, 2010, 07:24:15 PM

Quote from: PoD Gunner on June 16, 2010, 07:54:58 AM

lol can we also invoke the old gods, namely Pha?

Please, do.

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: PoD Gunner on June 17, 2010, 05:25:40 PM

kay, just gotta get teh timin right so that when I invoke Him I have my gf around

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Wast on June 21, 2010, 04:04:39 AM

Noooo, not Pha again  :o :o :o :o ??? :h:

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: Khem on June 21, 2010, 09:17:19 PM

yes tremble at the mighty name.

     Oh Pha, please don't burn us,
     Don't grill or toast your flock,
     Don't put us on the barbecue,
     Or simmer us in stock,
     Don't braise or bake or boil us,
     Or stir-fry us in a wok...

     Oh please don't lightly poach us,
     Or baste us with hot fat,
     Don't fricassee or roast us,
     Or boil us in a vat,
     And please don't stick thy servants Pha,
     In a Rotissomat...

Title: Re: TAIJITU #1!
Post by: PoD Gunner on June 22, 2010, 07:06:51 AM

And also mighty Smiter,
Remember we love Thee
And all the best we offer
While singing holy glee.

Thy phallic shape be joyful
Thy ruggedness be fine
And hand-in-hand togehter
We sing for auld lang syne!

also let's not forget Holy Dog Sam of Pha...gotta find the holy icons of him. *starts looking through dusty crates*