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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Khem on October 19, 2007, 06:30:38 AM
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tell us about your wierd dreams. if anyone wants they can do the analyzing thing with them.
heres mine from last night....
i am somehow independantly wealthy and a complete drunkard. Al and Mama Khab convince me to come with them to north carolina to set up for the now real Max Barry Day. so i help put up the circus tents and arrange the fireworks by boom, when i suddenly run into a young siouxsie sioux looking woman. i have a bit of a hangover so i'm a bit rude to this woman, then Mama Khab tells me that the woman is Max Barry. of course i think its BS so i continue being a dick. then after awhile i realize that this chick realy is Max Barry so i start being a bit nicer. of course by now she despises me but i slowly win her over. then a tacoman started stampede of elephants so i had to save Max Barry, Al and Mama Khab which i did in a very swashbuckling style. then as i am sweet talking Max again she tells me that she wants me to work on a book with her of course i say yes. but before i could find out more my sister woke me up.
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Mine from last night (at least what I can remember by this point):
I was at an amusement park of some kind, I was kind of stoned and running around the park yelling random things at random people. I got a text message on my cell phone which said "Psyuck Psyuck" in bold flashing text below a picture of a stick figure girl giving a stick figure guy a blow job. After taking a few moments to look at this message I hit a reply button and put the phone back in my pocket. At about that time a security guard from the park came up behind me to detain me for my earlier yelling. As I was being walked through the park another person also engaged in crazy yelling/running/tomfoolery got the guards attention, he said "Wait here, you're honourable enough that I don't need to handcuff you, right?" I agreed and the moment the guard chased after them I booted it into the parking lot and drove off down a rough winding mountain road/trail at high speeds while being nagged by someone in the passenger seat that I should drive more carefully, I got into an arguement about knowing how to drive and that's when the dream ended.
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when i was a kid i had a dream of all my teeth falling out, the next day a tooth fell out, amasing isn't it? I heard it's normal. I guess most of the time you dream with weird things happening to your body, or like if that's very detailed in the dream, then probably there's something wrong with it.
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i had this one dream where i was in this massive battle, and everybody was yelling, and screming to move forward. And all these arrows kept on coming out from the sky, so we had to run really fast, but one guy tripped, and he was stamped to death, then we finally got to the emeny, and a huge, massive battle took place.
It was violent, and sweet!
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I have a recurring dream where I'm running up and down the aisle of a commercial aircraft for no particular reason. Sometimes the door magically opens and I fall out, but I always land safely.
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For a whle, i had a dream about me being on a ship, but it blows up. go figure.
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Your life sounds like "Halo, Fallen Earth, blow up, blow up, sleep, dream about blowing up, Halo, Fallen Earth..."
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Take out the halos, and put in Warhammer 40k, and you got it.
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I still want to see some pictures of your Warhammer 40k army Bara... have you painted your units? Did you buy them pre-painted? or are they just unpainted?
DO IT!
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im getting a new army this X-mas. When i fisnsh painting them, ill post a few pcitures.
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im getting a new army this X-mas. When i fisnsh painting them, ill post a few pcitures.
Awesome, looking forward to that.
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yeah, get ready for a WAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Yesterday evening I watched something about Hugh Hefner or however you spell it. So last night, I dreamt I was one of three women (I'm a man) kidnapped by Hugh and two playmates. We were taken to a hotel room and hung up by our feet in the bathroom. I got raped by the two playmates... Then I get woke up when the phone rang, and it was one of those damn automated messages.
That's gotta be one of the best dreams I've ever had...
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ooookkkkk.....
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Yeah...
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your freaking insane.
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The Overlords no longer permit me to dream.
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da ork dont 'eed to 'ream, we iz in a WAAAAGGGHHHH!
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da ork dont 'eed to 'ream, we iz in a WAAAAGGGHHHH!
I had a dream in which Bara actually spelt something correctly, now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.
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when i was a child i had a recurring dream about the end of the world and pices of land were cracking apart and being swallowed by water. i for some reason was driving a boat at very high speeed trying to get somewhere. and i wind up hitting an enormous wavem wich turns over the boat and kills me and everyone else on the boat.
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I was crawling through a ventilation shaft, and was being chased by mini Godzillas.
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i had a dream last night, about me being a ork.
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It's Orc.
I had a dream last week everyone I knew (in real life) was standing under a tree on a hill, then the tree randomly fell and killed everyone except for me. I just said "That's a shame" in true Seinfeld fashion and walked off, presumably to tell you guys what dream I just had.
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I had a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird dream last night.
It was at the back of my Nana's and it somehow turned into a forest. There were about 50 orcs from LOTR after me, Samuel L Jackson and some randomer. Anyway. We were getting chased through the woods then all of a sudden we were at the edge and Jackson said we lost them. Then a train track appeared and there were loads on a train. So we ran back into the woods and it turned from night to day and we took a shortcut somehow and my sister was hid in a primary school on the playground at the top of the woods. We all climbed a gate and Jackson somehow knew her name. Then we looked across and a football match was taking place so we looked down at the woods and saw about 100 orcs coming through the second lot of trees about 1 mile away. Then we panicked and I said we can go to the estate across the field because the orcs aren't allowed out the woods so we started running up a path made of sand and my sister wouldn't stop screaming as we were running up and thats when I woke up.
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"My worst nightmare involved being chased through the Yukon by a pack of rabid wolves, and there were tall, skinny rabbits there, and they were drinking heavily...."
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It's Orc.
No its not. see, see the link.
http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40K/orks/default.htm (http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40K/orks/default.htm)
See?
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No I don't see, as I will never, ever click on that link.
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yes you will... you want to. you are denying your car...wait...cra...nevermind. Just clikc the link. you want to.
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Had this dream more than once, and weird enough, the dream never had the same people in it:
Best Friend with the Girl I've a crush with. Very passionate kissing sit or lying down along with other friends of mine, normally a circle of chairs, probably meaning they have their circle of friendship and I'm out of it, and if it wasn't enough, my Best Friend mating with that bloody girl. I'm hidden and paralyzed, like if they don't know I'm watching and I couldn't move.
Happened at least twice, old best friend with old crush of mine, and then again with different best friend and different crush some years later. Happens the 1st time it was true, my (supposed) best-friend was plotting to steal the girl from me, and the girl after i said this was impossible said she never wanted him (damn!), and most of my friends were against the fact of me having that girl, saying she was a cow. What's wrong with this world, sex cows are the best. Way to go dreamworld.
The second time, I'm not sure, never got the girl (she already had boyfriend, that didn't throw my crush away...damn!). Well, he never did. So bad assumption dreamworld!
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'eh, at least look at the birhgt side, it was a dream.
BTW, a really freaky dream i had a while ago. I was laying down looking at the sky, then this plane flew over me, and then, hundreds of planes started landing paratroopers. It turns out, the chinese invaded! so, i was all like " Viva la Restancie" and i gatherd all the kids, and we set to fish them back.... yeah...
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I'm still trying to figure out yesterday's dream. A Mexican tornado (as in a tornado with a sombrero on its top) was chasing me around my neighborhood, and out of nowhere came a Taco Bell, right in front of me. I stepped inside, and the tornado shouted at me, "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" I sat down and ordered some tequila. When they wouldn't give it to me, I opened the door for the tornado, who immediately became a refined Shakespearean Englishman. He said, "Why thank you, kind sir," and swaggered up to the counter. He tapped his cane on the counter firmly, and demanded tequila and an 1946 Chardonnay. They promptly brought them to him, at which he said, "Care to join me, good fellow?" to me. He sat at a booth, and I sat down. And then I woke up.
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The absence of dreams is the strangest sensation of them all.
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i had one about pirates vs ninjas. It was kinda odd. Most of you were in it.
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"Halt!" the referee shouted and raised the white flag in his hand. The small audience here in the backyard looked at the two contestants. The one on my right had fallen first to his knees and then keeled over, the one on the left was still standing but his nose was bleeding. They were both holding pistols. The first one slowly got up and the referee declared, "One point for Thomas!"
This caused the man who had stayed up to protest, but the referee explained that the rules were the rules, he was bleeding and that meant a point for the other. I wouldn't be participating this time, no matter how enticing the prospect of shooting someone and get shot by them sounded. There would be a brief pause, so I turned around to see the small field behind me. There was Johnny with his special cyan-coloured assault rifle. I saw him just as he slipped and shot a burst at the air above us. How reckless.
I walked to him, pulled out my pistol and held it against his head. Don't drink and carry arms, I explained, and disarmed him while he was explaining that he wasn't drunk, it just slipped in his hand.
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i had a dream with a castle, and machine guns. there was this battle, and i had this rifle, and i was picking offf the attackers, then i became attacker, who was part of a mass attack on the gates. All i had was a pistol, and i was shooting wildily at the walls, which came down soon. Then, we rushed inside the city, looting and pillaging. it was freaking awesome. And there was motorcycles.
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I can tell you're 12.
I had this set of dreams starting on...Tuesday.
In my Tuesday dream, my cat ran off.
In my Wednesday dream, I wandered around looking for him.
Through my Thursday and Friday dreams, I just saw a kid walking around in the forest with my cat following him. I did nothing about it.
On my Saturday dream, I decided "This kid is stealing my fucking cat!" so I went and took it from him. He yelled "Hey, hey, you're stealing my cat!" but I knew it was my cat. I brought my cat home and now he is sleeping on my bed as I type this, and I haven't had the dream since.
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I always love those dreams that you have after playing a video game for far too long in which you're playing said video game in your dream.
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Ah, yes. For me those are prophetic. I dream that I have finally beat the game and low and behold when I awake I do just that.
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I can tell you're 12.
13
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I woke up the other day and my alarm clock was yelling at me.
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i had a dream about me being on a gameshow. i lost.
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I woke up the other day and my alarm clock was yelling at me.
Usually when my alarm clock is in my dreams it's as part of a game to turn it off. The prize is more sleep ;)
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then i usally lose the game.
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One time in a dream I visited this magical woman who had all these strange gadgets in this blank blue room. I then saw one with an automatic shoe maker that made the best shoes and some of my other friends started getting their shoes. Well then I tried the gadget and I got an odd pair of shoes, a sandal and a sneaker. Then the magic woman yelled at me saying, "Evil!" and then she pulled out a pistol and shot me several times.
The odd thing was when I woke up, I was on a mission trip and by waking up people they decided to bang a pot with a spoon down the hallway and that sound took over the sound of the gun shots when I woke up. I was so perplexed by the event that I actually thought I was shot and feeling my chest for those bullet holes.
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i am currently nicfitting to badly to dream of anything but smoking. time to try anyhow.
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dream of porn!
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Did the sheets seem kind of...damp the next morning?
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you sick bastard!
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It's ok Bara, you don't have to admit you wet the bed.
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im going to ignore.
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And yet you respond in text.
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I didn't mean he pissed.
>_>
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I believe we were all aware of that.
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I didn't mean he pissed.
>_>
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Semen would have dried by the morning
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what bout the pants then
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They would have a crusty dried stain.
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but woudlnt you have woke up?
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Taco: It all depends on when it happened.
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Mayhaps, but if I'm having dreams good enough to blow a load over I'm not in any rush to be waking up soon.
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that made me laugh.
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I'm not in a rush to wake up soon at all, but what if it was like, 3:45 in the morning and you get up at 4:00?