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Title: Star Wars lines that improve if you use the word pants
Post by: kor on July 13, 2007, 07:05:32 AM
   1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
   2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
   3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
   4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
   5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
   6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
   7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
   8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
   9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
  10. I used to bulls-eye womb-rats in my pants back home.
  11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
  12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
  13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
  14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
  15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
  16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
  17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
  18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
  20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
  21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
  22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
  23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
  24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Title: Re: Star Wars lines that improve if you use the word pants
Post by: Vasp on July 14, 2007, 09:45:19 AM
26. There'll be no pants for the Princess this time.
27. What have you done with those pants?
28. If this is a consular ship... were are the pants?
29. (Wedge) Watch your pants, Luke !
30. An elegant pants for a more civilized time. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants and justice in the Old Republic.
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Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 02:17:51 PM
31. Soon, the pants will be all but extinct.
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Post by: kor on July 14, 2007, 03:23:06 PM
32. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the pants.

33. Join me, together we will rule the pants as Father and Son.
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Post by: Vasp on July 14, 2007, 03:33:58 PM
34. There isn't enough pants on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser.
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Post by: Aquatoria on July 14, 2007, 04:03:12 PM
35. We will rule the pants together.
36. I'm more powerful than any jedi, even your pants
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Post by: Thyatira on July 14, 2007, 06:20:42 PM
37. I've got a bad feelings about these pants.
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Post by: Vasp on July 14, 2007, 07:17:35 PM
38. At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have pants.
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Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 08:09:10 PM
39. Your all clear kid! lets blow this pant and go home.

40. Luke went to see a strange pant ladnding.
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 08:23:00 PM
excitement, pants, a jedi seeks not these things.
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Post by: Vasp on July 15, 2007, 05:25:08 AM
42. All pants are now an enemy of the Empire !
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Post by: Delfos on July 15, 2007, 05:55:20 AM
43. If you only knew the power of the the Dark Pants!
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Post by: Vasp on July 15, 2007, 07:43:06 AM
44. Your pants, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor
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Post by: Delfos on July 15, 2007, 08:14:59 AM
"I sense my pants on that ship" although I'm not sure if this is the exact line
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 15, 2007, 02:11:06 PM
They're building an army. A pants army!
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Post by: Talmann on July 15, 2007, 03:25:08 PM
Now witness the pants of this fully operational Death Star!
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Post by: Bara on July 15, 2007, 04:25:31 PM
I used to bulleyes pants rats cave's back home.
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 15, 2007, 05:40:30 PM
These are not the pants your looking for
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Post by: Bara on July 15, 2007, 08:42:14 PM
what do you mean the pnatsdrive isnt working!
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 15, 2007, 11:22:50 PM
R2, we don't need the pants to go up, we need the pants to go down
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Post by: Bara on July 15, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
Your pants may dicve you, dont rust them.
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 16, 2007, 04:18:47 PM
The sand people frighten easily, but they'll be back, and in greater pants
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Post by: Bara on July 16, 2007, 05:45:24 PM
Your not my pants!
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Post by: Vasp on July 16, 2007, 05:55:25 PM
Concentrate all pants on that super star destroyer
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Post by: Bara on July 16, 2007, 05:56:19 PM
The pants beam has got us lock, i have to shut her off kid.
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Post by: Meridianland on July 16, 2007, 06:09:22 PM

Mudhole? Slimy? My pants this is.

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Post by: Bara on July 16, 2007, 06:11:27 PM
Why you pantless, scruffy looking nerf herder!