Well, I think its time to pull out the...
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[v] Clueless Newbie
[v] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[v] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[v] Other: Portuguese nationalist communist
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[v] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[v] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[v] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[v] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
To Repent, You Must:
[v] Give up your Internet account
[v] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[v] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[v] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[v] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[v] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[v] I pity your dog
[v] I think your IQ must be 6
[v] Take your crap somewhere else
[v] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above
Thank you, that is all.