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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Delfos on July 13, 2007, 02:07:06 AM
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(http://blog.uncovering.org/archives/uploads/2006/060211_american_world_big.jpg)
found this long time ago, maybe you might have seen this, but then i found something new...
(http://blog.uncovering.org/archives/uploads/2007/070324_mundo-texas.gif)
O:-)
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I don't understand the second one ???
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The whole "We're Texans, everything here is better than everything everywhere else" thing gets on my nerves.
Oz.
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i guess that we can apply Texans as micro-structure of Americans. Something about North vs South war? Any American would like to clarify me about it?
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No, Delfos, considering it's a pretty blatant attempt at inciting an argument. I'll leave you to it. Not worth the bother.
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Delfos, stop smashing the Americans. Its like watching someone make fun of a retard. (haha, double edge right there).
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I agree with Khab, not worth the effort!
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hey suddenly you all loose your arguing spirit, this is amasing, whenever i get bothered I'll smack 'The Wall of Patriotism'.
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Hehe... I laughed at second one. Being a Texan makes you think a LOT diff'rently. A Texan likely made that second one. If I could find it, there's a Texan version of the map of the US which I find quite HI-larious. Oh, and Myro, I'm from around Austin, Texas, don't leave me outta yer hatred, 'specially since Austinites are the most damned liberal wackos on da planet (or at least Texas). There's a reason why they say "Keep Austin Wierd."
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Delfos, your hate for Americans used to be engaging and dumb in a funny way. Now it's just blatant nationalism for Portugal.
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hypocrite!
anyway, thanks Talmann that's what i was asking. Could anyone post more funny 'points of view' ?
oh, i love Americans, there wouldn't be the Simpsons...or donuts, or Fidel, or Chavez. Amasing, some of the greatest products exist because of Americans. Portuguese Nationalism? like hail Salazar? I don't think so.
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Oh, we would also be without a lot of other exiting stuff, like a flag on the moon, personal computers, the internet, CDs/DVDs, the panama canal and so on, then there are the power factors that wouldn't be: Al Quaida, Saddam Hussein, Contras, the taliban, illegal and militant Israeli settlers... the list goes on.
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i guess that we can apply Texans as micro-structure of Americans. Something about North vs South war? Any American would like to clarify me about it?
You mean the Amercian Civil War, right?
(http://www.blogaholics.ca/map%20of%20the%20world%20google%20search.gif)
found this on the web, thought it was funny.
*Note* I dont agree with 99% of the views shown...
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Delf, you want an argument, drop by in IRC.
I dare ya.
XOXOXO
Soly
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yeah ok, I'll try.
Nice map Barakin, you can see those views are made from 'VIP', like, they say Spanish people are artistic...because of picasso and gaudi?
If i mean American Civil War...i don't know, probably, there was more that shaped Texas. That's why I'm asking, I guess Talmann is the right one to ask?
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Is it trendy to hate the USA?
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at least the president.
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I don't think it is fair to hate the president, no matter how hip it is. I think if one was not happy with the way things went the last 8 years with our country, then you would have to blame the entire government.
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I am glad to know my tax money goes to help those such as yourselves from being 'left behind'. I applaud you on a great work of generalizations, and a failed troll attempt.
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I am glad to know my tax money goes to help those such as yourselves from being 'left behind'. I applaud you on a great work of generalizations, and a failed troll attempt.
Huzzah!
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Well, I think its time to pull out the...
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[v] Clueless Newbie
[v] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[v] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[v] Other: Portuguese nationalist communist
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[v] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[v] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[v] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[v] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
To Repent, You Must:
[v] Give up your Internet account
[v] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[v] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[v] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[v] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[v] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[v] I pity your dog
[v] I think your IQ must be 6
[v] Take your crap somewhere else
[v] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above
Thank you, that is all.
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hah! this is supposed to be a joke topic. I got loads of sense of humor, also allot of compassion, something you don't have Myro. What makes you different from Hitler or Saddam?
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Here's something to start:
I'm funny.
I don't kill people.
Any more bland, unoriginal insults, Botelo?
And about being compassionate: You can start by getting people to hug you when you enter IRC as they do to me, and not entering just to call the people in it foolish.
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:o you are hugged in mIRC? you should try to get yourself fixed, i have friends for that, no need to go to mIRC.
I actually have more insults, but I'm worried about you.
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I don't kill people.
A clear sign of incompetence.
And about being compassionate: You can start by getting people to hug you when you enter IRC as they do to me, and not entering just to call the people in it foolish.
Everyone gets hugged, though Myro exceptionally seldom.
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i would say this whole thing would be off topic, but it isn't, just that some take this whole thing serious.
(http://www.lct-consultants.org/news/europeans.jpg)
finally found this, wasn't that hard.
(http://www.depresident.com/gallery/overflow/Europeans_who_like_Bush.jpg)
I guess i won't have to do that.
(http://www.pubfoto.com/albums/gioxx-comics/difference_european_vs_american_girls.sized.jpg)
this one is a classic, although has been changed by some guy, it was more simple back a few years ago.
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Wow you generic insults to America really kills me on the inside.
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Your lack of correct spelling makes me want to do the same.
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I see why he has so many spelling errors. Apparently those Portuguese smash their computers with hammers. You'd have trouble spelling if you typed with a hammer too!
So feel sorry for them everyone! Let's take time out of our lives and feel sorry for the Portuguese nation, perhaps send them a cherry pie or a custard.
Portugal... Please! Will you make me a human footstool!
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I see why he has so many spelling errors. Apparently those Portuguese smash their computers with hammers. You'd have trouble spelling if you typed with a hammer too!
So feel sorry for them everyone! Let's take time out of our lives and feel sorry for the Portuguese nation, perhaps send them a cherry pie or a custard.
Portugal... Please! Will you make me a human footstool!
Not that I want to agree with Myroria, but...Delfos, I expected better. Guess I shouldn't have.
Plus, Portugal messed up my World Cup picks (I lost MONEY). I had them winning the World Cup last year. Grr.
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hey blame the french, don't you love the french?
I'm not insulting anyone, this topic is meant for you to post the most pathetic points of view of Europe vs usa or something, yours seem more directed to my person, not as pathetic, but also stupid. If you feel insulted, then you surely need help. Amasing how the wall of patriotism crumbles with mocking.
Wake up, people!
Plus the picture of Bush is labeled 'Europeans that love Bush', i guess you missed that.
Our technical skills are legend. Industrial Era came too late in Portugal, around the 1900. Since then the general 'we', haven't catch up with modern technology. There are still villages receiving their first electrical posts around here. On the counter effect, Portuguese elite electronics and robotics are one of the best, just don't forget some of the robotic parts of the Space Shuttle were 'Made in Portugal' (designed, not made). Still...my mom accomplished to send a text message in 2007, after having a cellphone since...i can't remember, around 2000? People were making Cubism and we were still in Naturalism. That's the story behind that drawing :clap:
Now end your bloody arrogance and paste some interesting pics.
Oh, 'hate' is such a strong word, ofc English breaks it's latinic linguistic meaning. I don't hate USA or Americans. I'm quite friendly with some of them, but not the stubborn and arrogant that think USA is god's chosen country, and that Bush is guided by God. This past sentence doesn't have to have christian or religious connotations. As an ex-President of Portugal said once: "I don't doubt that Bush is being guided by God, it's just a shame that God gives him such bad advices."
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Please stop, no one thinks this is funny and no one is offended by this "shocking" information. So far every one here does not have their head up their ass to think that USA is God's chosen country.
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oh..you didn't understood. :trout:
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No, I did understand. You make a post saying that your not bashing the US then bash it at the bottom, and its not the fact that I am offended by it. Its the fact that you are trying to call a spade, well... not a spade.
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I think the pics are hilarious, Delf. But OC's right, you've got to stop the US bashing. We got it the first few times. You keep making Bush jokes, and you're in Portugal. We're in America, WE MADE THE JOKES! So you say them, they're funny for two seconds, and that's the first time you say them, not the tenth, twentieth, or hundredth. And I don't want to rag on just you, Delf. It goes for everyone non-US. We heard y'all the first time, shut up about Bush! Do you honestly think we're all like Bush because he's in power? Hell no. Ok, rant over. Back to pictures.
Here's one:
(http://www.aprs.co.uk/60/03/card00132_fr3.jpg)
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I'm not really too pleased myself with that much whining or bitching. You have a problem? Sniper rifles are your solution.
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maybe you're right. That's not reason to insult me, am i a nation? What's that orange one saying Misery?
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a) I'm not insulting you, Delf. I'm asking you, no, telling you to knock it off.
b) Misery is Missouri
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not you...
(http://www.sergeicartoons.com/Cartoons/imagens/portugal-holanda.jpg)
Trey, we got a severe spank from the Netherlanders...even then we won against England, but how could we win the French, they always win with penalties.
(http://kriszta.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/usa_eu.jpg)
even then...
(http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~gallgaedhil/Haplogroups_In_Europe.jpg)
interesting...i can't read some parts, probably because i don't understand the word either. Racial soup!
(http://homepage.oninet.pt/645nbb/diversos/cherne.jpg)
lol
(http://vl.altermedia.info/images/Europe_2015.jpg)
Russia has a nice change...
(http://www.novomilenio.inf.br/real/rpimagem/ed117q7.jpg)
hiding until 1500, good boys.
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hehe...both are really fun but also, sadly...kinda true.
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not you...
(http://www.sergeicartoons.com/Cartoons/imagens/portugal-holanda.jpg)
Trey, we got a severe spank from the Netherlanders...even then we won against England, but how could we win the French, they always win with penalties.
Yeah, but they got that far. I thought they might be able to pull together an offensive explosion and topple the French. And the group stages don't matter when the knockout rounds are reached; you may remember Italy almost lost to the U.S. (they salvaged a tie on a controversial call; in fact, the US were the only team to score on the Italians until the final).
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true, i guess it happened to every of them, Japan was a great promise, i think they deserved to come along up the ladder.
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true, i guess it happened to every of them, Japan was a great promise, i think they deserved to come along up the ladder.
I had high hopes for Ecuador and Croatia. Iran was my outside shot team.
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lol poor bastards tried to beat up our team too. One of them even kicked Figo in the face...seems the referee wasn't paying much attention.
(http://www.footballmedia.net/images/76/Figo.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41779000/jpg/_41779482_060617portu203body4.jpg)
(http://www.dr.dk/NR/rdonlyres/E63C1BEA-21A4-4888-9399-0324C34F426F/276831/403.jpg)
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lol poor bastards tried to beat up our team too. One of them even kicked Figo in the face...seems the referee wasn't paying much attention.
(http://www.footballmedia.net/images/76/Figo.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41779000/jpg/_41779482_060617portu203body4.jpg)
(http://www.dr.dk/NR/rdonlyres/E63C1BEA-21A4-4888-9399-0324C34F426F/276831/403.jpg)
Ouch. I had them finishing second and I think I had them pulling a first knockout upset...I don't remember, though, because it was a while ago and I lost my bracket. I remember predicting Portugal v Brazil (Portugal taking the win over their former colony) in one semifinal, and Argentina v Germany (Germany winning the best game of the Cup thus far with the home field behind them) in the other (though that may be a faulty memory, too).
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(http://vl.altermedia.info/images/Europe_2015.jpg)
i dont get this
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some are about immigrants, others about regions of influence, others just pure evolution. Geopolitical joke?
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Yes, Bara, if you think the US has a problem with Mexican immigrants, then take a trip to England, Germany, or France.
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some are about immigrants, others about regions of influence, others just pure evolution. Geopolitical joke?
Hear that whoosh? That's the sound of the "Geopolitical joke" going right over Bara's head.
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but trey,i get it.
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but trey,i get it.
So why'd you say "I don't get this"?
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but trey,i get it.
I'm...I'm not even gonna say anything.
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You said this
Hear that whoosh? That's the sound of the "Geopolitical joke" going right over Bara's head.
after hearing geopolitical joke, i got it. At first i thought it was comparing nations in Europe to nations else where.
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Oh, that reminds me something. There's fascist imperial maps hidden in school corners, the famous sentence written in Portuguese on those maps is something like: "Small nation, but large empire." Showing all the colonies together over Europe, showing we were bigger than europe...lol
Shame i can't find that map.
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Oh, that reminds me something. There's fascist imperial maps hidden in school corners, the famous sentence written in Portuguese on those maps is something like: "Small nation, but large empire." Showing all the colonies together over Europe, showing we were bigger than europe...lol
Shame i can't find that map.
Tsk. What a shame.