Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Allama]

"Well, thank God for that inflatable stunt double," Alana said as she watched it pop on live TV.

[Govindia]

Hey, Allama cheated! >_<

[Talmann]

Do pirates ever play fair?

[Govindia]

Do pirates ever play fair?

Fair enough

::calls in Air strike on the Black Pearl::

::watches as a MiG-29 fires a Kh-22 Kitchen missile at the ship's bow::

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR ends all the violence through the power of rock and roll!

[Bara]

MY HEAD! OW!!!! WHY'D YA DO THAT!!!!!!

[Talmann]

* Talmann rocks out to PUR's playing and ancient magic.

[Bara]

*rips out the throwing star from head*

WHO THREW IT!s

[Khem]

Bara realizes that all life is sacred and violence is pointless. he becomes at peace with everything.

* The Wonderful PUR tosses Bara some Tie Dyed clothing and some flowers.

[Bara]

cool, tie dye

*puts on the tye die*

WTF? Where did the flowers come?

*throws the flowers away*

[Larry]

*despite his attempts to resist it, Larry falls under the spell and becomes one with nature*

Ah, why must we fight? Let us join together in unity and peace...

*begins to sing and skips off down the beach*

[Bara]

Must resit urge.....

*Glances over to a rifle then back over to larry, then to the rifle, then larry then to the rifle*

[Khem]

succumb to the power!

* The Wonderful PUR pulls a large hookah out of nowhere....

[Larry]

*one of the ninjas slaps Larry, who returns to his senses*

Sorry, I don't know came over me.

*Larry casually pins Bara to the ground with his sword and wanders back to the PS3 area*

[Bara]

*crawls over to the rifle and fires a shot from it at larry, hitting him in the back*

SUCKER!