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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #645 on: August 07, 2007, 10:57:49 PM »
Uhh... dude, that was your PS3, Bara. It was for your b-day a bit ago. We've just been fighting ninjas for so long I forgot to tell you.
*Wanders around to find Larry* Hey, man. Want anything? I'm one a'the main skippers, and therefore the host. I will retrieve what you wish.
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Music is the key to the heart.

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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #646 on: August 08, 2007, 07:21:57 AM »
Cookies?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #647 on: August 08, 2007, 08:25:33 AM »
Yes, join the dark piratey side, we have THE cookies... :-P
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #648 on: August 08, 2007, 10:05:32 PM »
*Trey knocks Bara out and sprints to the beach before anyone notices.  He finds that the beautiful women are gamers, too, and sets up a projection screen.*

Video games, beautiful women, a pissed off Bara, PUR...ahh, this is the life.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #649 on: August 09, 2007, 06:40:46 AM »
Emp, I wouldn't join you for all the cookies in the world.

*heads down to the beach*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #650 on: August 09, 2007, 07:24:39 AM »
Too bad, cause you are stuck with me...

*points to stitches running between him and larry along his left side*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*follows his new siamese twin down to the beach*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #651 on: August 09, 2007, 07:53:15 AM »
What the hell?! When did that happen?! Why would you do that?! What's wrong with you, man?!

*punches Emp several times while he can't escape*

Right, we are going straight to a hospital to get these damn stitches removed.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #652 on: August 09, 2007, 12:47:04 PM »
*gets up and sees Trey on the beach with the hot chicks*

Trey....you suck

*hops over the ship, takcles Trey, drowns trey in the ocean and goes to to the ladies with treys PS3*

Ah.... hot chicks, next gen console, trey dead, life is good
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Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #653 on: August 09, 2007, 04:26:06 PM »
Alana watches the men head for shore and turns to Captain Khab.

"Cap'n, unauthorized shore-leave looks an mite like mutiny ta me.  What say ye?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #654 on: August 09, 2007, 04:55:37 PM »
*hears al' reporting it to Khab and grabs the PS3 and dashes to the boat*

Hey Al' got something for ya

*tosses al a book that says Harry potter on the front*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #655 on: August 09, 2007, 05:04:06 PM »
Alana takes the soggy book and opens it to find the words all smudged from Bara's trek through the water to the shore.  She frowns.

"You disrespected this book."

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #656 on: August 09, 2007, 05:19:13 PM »
Hey! At least you got one, right?!

*backs up slowy and hits the ships cabin*

Al' stay back, stay, stay... BAD!

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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Govindia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #657 on: August 09, 2007, 05:57:09 PM »
::throws 7 shurikens at 7 pirates' heads:: :D
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #658 on: August 09, 2007, 06:19:57 PM »
Alana and four other pirates duck; the sixth and seventh were not so lucky.
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Offline Govindia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #659 on: August 09, 2007, 06:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Allama on August 09, 2007, 06:19:57 PM
Alana and four other pirates duck; the sixth and seventh were not so lucky.

::captures Allama and puts her for show on the Ninja TV Network::
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