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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #990 on: November 02, 2007, 08:03:35 PM »
*drops out of the warp and grants Dave the gift of chaos, turning him into a mindless heap of random limbs, tentacles and sharp protrusions bent on attacking it's former ninja colleagues.*

All hail lord Tzeentch! I am his apostle and you shall all submit or die in his glory!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #991 on: November 02, 2007, 08:45:03 PM »
Emp!

*throws off the star wars crap, and becomes a Ork Warboss*

Waaagh!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #992 on: November 02, 2007, 08:55:05 PM »
Ow! What just happened?

*reforms and looks around at Emp*

Dammit! I thought we'd killed him for good!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #993 on: November 02, 2007, 08:56:59 PM »
*Grabs a choopa and attacks Larry*

Emps back!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #994 on: November 02, 2007, 09:09:56 PM »
Ninjas, attack!

*leaps into his ninja outfit and charges at Bara and Emp, waving nunchucks wildly*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #995 on: November 02, 2007, 09:43:26 PM »
YOU!

DIE WEAKLINGS!

*exhales a billowing cloud of pure sorcerous energy into the Ninjas, causing them to turn on eachother as their minds are twisted and bent to the wills of countless minor daemons and wracked by hallucinations beyond what their weak souls can contain*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #996 on: November 02, 2007, 09:48:31 PM »
Man, I forgot, this Empire guy isn't totally incompetent.

*whips out a can of Antidote and sprays it over the assembled ninjas*

That should fix them.

*sideswipes Emp*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #997 on: November 02, 2007, 10:04:14 PM »
*Rushes The ninjas with thosunseds of Boyz*

WAAAAGHHHH! KILL DA HUMIES!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #998 on: November 02, 2007, 10:28:07 PM »
Friggin' orks

*pulls out a flamethrower and burnifies everything in sight*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #999 on: November 02, 2007, 11:40:36 PM »
*Somehow, Bara survies*

Ha ha!

*destroys larry in one on one combat*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1000 on: November 03, 2007, 07:02:03 AM »
*watches the demonic armour take a bite out of larry's leg and sucker-punches him when he is distracted by the stupid xenomorph*

Have a powerfist sandwitch pulpface!
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1001 on: November 03, 2007, 07:15:53 AM »
* Death... stops time and breaks everyones weapons then places them all into a group hug.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1002 on: November 03, 2007, 09:22:00 AM »
Luckily, all ninjas exist outside time.

*takes advantage of the time freeze to wipe out half the pirate army*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1003 on: November 03, 2007, 09:26:15 AM »
Unfortunately for Larry and the ninjas, chaos sorcerers isn't affected by time either...

*Sacrifices Barak's soul to bind Larry's soul forever trapped in the body of a pirate*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1004 on: November 03, 2007, 09:37:49 AM »
*Larry's soul is far too Awesome for a measly pirate body, and his new body soon implodes under the pressure. Larry quickly zips away and posesses the nearest ninja*

Boo-yah!
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