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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 66089 times)

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #855 on: August 23, 2007, 12:34:44 AM »
I thought the only enemies to the panda were dinosaurs and 20-ft long missiles...
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #856 on: August 23, 2007, 12:45:36 AM »
No we were able to overcome those problems ages ago. Though I must congratulate you on your extensive knowledge about my race.
Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #857 on: August 23, 2007, 02:20:32 PM »
"Where be tha dinoshaurs?" Alana slurs, looking up from Emp's prone form where she had been unsuccessfully trying to resuscitate him by poking his arms, an empty rum bottle rolling on the deck beside her.

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #858 on: August 23, 2007, 02:28:35 PM »
"Wha?"
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #859 on: August 23, 2007, 02:43:02 PM »
"Dinoshaurs!" she replies insistently.  "He shaid dinoshaurs an' misslesh!"

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #860 on: August 23, 2007, 02:44:30 PM »
Sowwy....
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #861 on: August 23, 2007, 04:36:21 PM »
*Blinks... spots Al's legs standing almost over him and pretends to faint again getting an excelent upskirts view... ::)

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #862 on: August 23, 2007, 04:50:23 PM »
You know, im bored...

*looks around*

THE SOVIETS ARE COMING!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #863 on: August 23, 2007, 08:03:21 PM »
"Stop eating those Shrooms Bara. The Soviets have been dead for 7789 years."
Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #864 on: August 23, 2007, 08:51:20 PM »
*looks at his bag of mushrooms and then looks at the panda*

But they go well with onions....
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #865 on: August 23, 2007, 09:07:03 PM »
(lol)

"Well then continue!"

*Walks over to where is Emp choking the nun and beats him over the head with a billy club.
Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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It's the chaos fetish theory.  As soon as you think of it, it automatically exists.
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If you have a proplem, blame Soly.

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #866 on: August 23, 2007, 09:09:22 PM »
yum......

*begins eating the mushrooms and onions again*

OOC: Dont think i was going to talk about drugs, do you?

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #867 on: August 23, 2007, 11:56:10 PM »
The dinoshaurs are in the zoo on the island. You want tickets?
*Holds out free tickets to Ju Ras Sic Zoo*
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #868 on: August 24, 2007, 12:09:40 AM »
Wait, wasn't there a movie about this zoo?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #869 on: August 24, 2007, 07:30:26 AM »
*Passes out cold but with a ginormous smile on my face*

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower