Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Allama]

"Thankee, d-darling," Alana stammers, more-or-less recovered from the shock.  "I'll stay away from there, I imagine."

[Bara]

*pulls himself from the shield*


"You had to use the younger guy, 'eh?"

[Allama]

"Well, the younger ones do tend to be smaller and easier to throw."

[Bara]

"Anywho, can someone help me get me arms, my legs and my chest?"

[Allama]

"Oy, I found yer legs over by tha midden heap and one of yer arms had landed in tha rum.  Dunno where t'other bits are, though."

[Bara]

"Alright thanks...can you give my head a roll over to the legs?"

[The Empire]

*Emp picks up Barak's head and attatches it to his arm and legs into a truly disturbing but fortunately sterile contraption*

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR steals Bara's head and teches it spanish.

"your name is now lopez."

[Bara]

Et votre nom est gras

[Khem]

"Sorry Lopez but i don't speak those brown languages. i speak Red Inglish only."

* The Wonderful PUR finds Lopez a body.

"it seems to be ticking but i'm sure you can live with that!"

[Allama]

"Hrrm, there looks like there's a switch on 'im."

[Bara]

comment se fait-il que je dois être le robot ? pourquoi les paroles creuses cela être emp ou quelqu'un ? IM le JEUNE!

[Allama]

"Arr, ye not be makin' any sense a'tall.  Mayhap we should throw 'im overboard, lads."

[Bara]

NOOOOOO

[Allama]

"I understood that!  Methinks 'e's learned ta speak!"