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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65903 times)

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #540 on: August 01, 2007, 07:15:33 PM »
"Crumbs?  CRUMBS?!?  AAAAAUUGH!" Alana screamed as hyperventilated and dove for a broom, dustpan, scrub brush, bucket of bleach, and air freshener.

Twenty minutes later she lay on the deck exhausted, smelling of cleaners, and mumbling to herself.  "Yarr, they were everywhere..."
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #541 on: August 01, 2007, 08:18:23 PM »
*Admires the sight of Al' lying panting on her back as her chest rises and falls*

Such a beau... too bad the lass is taken...
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #542 on: August 01, 2007, 09:02:25 PM »
"So....no more RPG's for me?"
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #543 on: August 01, 2007, 10:56:00 PM »
Zombies pwn all.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #544 on: August 01, 2007, 11:01:12 PM »
umm..ok.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #545 on: August 01, 2007, 11:01:43 PM »
Well, they do!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Kozai

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #546 on: August 02, 2007, 04:45:14 AM »
*jumps back onto the ship and forms hand seals*

"SHADOW CLONE no JUTSU! Ninjas stink but are strong!"

*whole bunch of clones appear*

"ATTACK!"

*charges in at Khab and slashes his sword at him while two other clones charge at him*
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Offline Eientei

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #547 on: August 02, 2007, 06:32:15 AM »
"All hands up anchor! Man the capstan!"

Am I doing it right?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #548 on: August 02, 2007, 07:56:45 AM »
OOC: Just so you know Kozai, Khab is female, and a revered ancient one ::)

IC: Do theese pyjama-lads never give up? Barak, fire at will!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #549 on: August 02, 2007, 03:36:54 PM »
*awakes on the deck, having apparently been in a coma for the last few days*

Thanks for fighting on in my absence, Cyad.

*charges at the nearest pirate*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #550 on: August 02, 2007, 03:58:39 PM »
*drawing his cutlass, Talmann's pencil gets cut in two*
Oi! I was doin' pretty good, too, yah bloody ninjas!
*takes out three or four ninja clones with a spin kick*
*encounters Larry*
This is from my old Master ninja!
*hook kick, elbow blocking Larry's attempted counter, roundhouse kick to Larry's chest*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #551 on: August 02, 2007, 07:10:34 PM »
*Larry flies backwards, colliding with another pirate, who is knocked overboard*

You fight well. It is a shame your skills are being wasted with this rowdy rabble.

*Larry spins a bolas around his head and throws it at Talmann, tripping him over*
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #552 on: August 02, 2007, 07:26:30 PM »
Alana splashes into the water shortly after standing back up.  What the bloody 'ell was that? she thought, looking up to find the answer standing by the railing far above.  Hoping for the best, she reached into the water, pulled off her heavily-heeld shoe, and lobbed it at the back of Larry's head.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #553 on: August 02, 2007, 07:41:32 PM »
*Larry's keen ninja senses enable him to spin round and deflect the shoe with one hand, then simultaneously deliver an axe-kick to Talmann and push a cannon off the ship to take out Alana*
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #554 on: August 02, 2007, 07:53:14 PM »
*Finally swims back to the ship. Damn technologies that are non-existent coming out of nowhere.*  >:(
So Alana hows the water? I think its pretty good....except for the sharks..which by the way have fun with them.  :-P
*Climbs up the side of the boat using leg spikes. Hops up on board and looks around.*
Larry-senpai! Your back, glad to see you again.
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