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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65904 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #525 on: July 31, 2007, 12:07:31 AM »
Not anymore...

*watches as more and more huge impacts picks up the whole coastline and drops it back down again*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #526 on: July 31, 2007, 12:34:25 AM »
oh..your a smart one
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #527 on: July 31, 2007, 01:44:23 AM »
*Waits for the impacts to stop and than calls forth orks from the tunnels and charges the ship.*
Ya cant kills alla da orks. Therz too many o' us ter count, fer da WAAAGH!!!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #528 on: July 31, 2007, 10:29:09 AM »
*watches the Orks drown through binoculars as they get past the reefs*

Whaddya say cap'n? head fer open sea?
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #529 on: July 31, 2007, 01:44:24 PM »
I think that's what she said, Emp!

* Alana looks around shiftily.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #530 on: July 31, 2007, 03:27:11 PM »
Full speed, uh...
* Talmann closes eyes and spins, stops and points in the direction he ended up in.
... That'a way!
*Revs the engine and speeds through the massive swells coming from the island*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #531 on: July 31, 2007, 03:58:20 PM »
Yarrrrrr, damn the orks, full speed ahead, and all that rot!  Any ninjas left aboard, we can keel haul over th' side!  Less'n they want t' be pirates, mebbe.  Pass the rum, mateys!  Least the land lubbers dint touch the cookies.   
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #532 on: July 31, 2007, 09:52:03 PM »
*makes a hammock from his quad .50 gun*

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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #533 on: July 31, 2007, 09:57:01 PM »
*Snuck on board the ship while the orks were killing themselves. Discovers the cookie hoard.*
So...many....cookies.....
*Eats as many as he can and grabs the rest. Hops onto the pirates dingy and rows back to shore.*
Cookies for every ninja!!
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“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #534 on: July 31, 2007, 10:00:14 PM »
*notices the ninja rowing to shore*

"lousy ninja..."

*fires a RPG-7 at the Ninja, making his boat sink*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #535 on: August 01, 2007, 01:20:56 AM »
When did pirates get RPG launchers? ??? ???
*Watches the cookies get all soggy and sink to the bottom of the ocean.*
The...cookies....:'(
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #536 on: August 01, 2007, 09:11:29 AM »
THE COOKIES! BARAK! THE COOKIES! YOU KILLED THE COOKIES! WAAAA!!
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #537 on: August 01, 2007, 01:41:47 PM »
"Never fear, me hearties!  There be a secondary cache 'neath the the fore deck."  That being said, Alana pulls several baskets heaped full of cookies (covered in plastic wrap for sanitary purposes, of course) out of a hidden compartment and arranges them on the main deck in a pleasing, feng shui sort of array.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #538 on: August 01, 2007, 02:09:03 PM »
*Emp follows Al' to eat placed cookies leaving the crumbs in Al's intended pleasing feng shui sort of way*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #539 on: August 01, 2007, 04:25:21 PM »
Aye, and I just baked up a batch of oatmeal-rum-raisin.  They can't steal all me cookies 'cause there's always more! 
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