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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65899 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #510 on: July 30, 2007, 01:09:56 PM »
*rams titanium leg-spikes through the deck surface and severs the grappling hook from it's line with a thermite torch*

Thought old Emp'd fall for that one eh? 'fraid ye'r mistaken gravely littl'un...

*watches the ex.-pirate and the ninja hit the ground below the fore with a dull thump*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #511 on: July 30, 2007, 02:42:15 PM »
Arrrrr, remind me t' give ye a raise, Emp!

Eduardo chomps into a ninja's leg and drags him into the drink.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #512 on: July 30, 2007, 05:14:52 PM »
Spinning around to find another foe after just having beaten a ninja unconscious with a rubber mallet, Alana sees Larry go overboard and screams, "No, Larry!  It doesn't have to be like this!  Yaaaaaarr!"
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #513 on: July 30, 2007, 05:26:41 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR saves Larry because thats just the right thing to do.

"so who was trying to start a mutiny while i was off defeating ninjas?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #514 on: July 30, 2007, 08:29:49 PM »
*fianly manges to get himself free and sees a few more ninjas on the deck, almost dead*

"Poor fellows"

*Grins and blasts them to bits*
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #515 on: July 30, 2007, 08:32:17 PM »
Phew..glad there was this nice soft body to land on.
*Starts to climb back on board the ship.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #516 on: July 30, 2007, 08:37:26 PM »
"HEY LOOK, A LIVE ONE!"

*picks the ninja up by the shirt coolar*

"What should we do with it?"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #517 on: July 30, 2007, 11:20:02 PM »
Well...

*Spins round again and decapitates ninja with evicerator, unfortunately, Bara happened to be close enough to get a REALLY close shave...*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #518 on: July 30, 2007, 11:28:15 PM »
*watches as he gets the best shave*

"Thanks! i was starting to get a 5 o' clock shadow!"

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #519 on: July 30, 2007, 11:41:22 PM »
*Gets back on board the ship.*
Thought you could get rid of me that easy eh?
*Sneaks up behind Emp and clubs him with a puffer fish. :trout: Grabs the evicerator and runs away with it.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #520 on: July 30, 2007, 11:41:52 PM »
got it!

*Blats the running ninjas legs off with his tommy gun*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #521 on: July 30, 2007, 11:48:53 PM »
OWW! that 'urt!

*activates comm-link*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #522 on: July 30, 2007, 11:54:04 PM »
*pulls out his comm link*

'Please get the 96th Selkai Battalion here..now!"

*looks over the side*

"Hey! how come the ninjas get orks!?!"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #523 on: July 30, 2007, 11:59:49 PM »
I don't know, but I would advise you to hold your troops back...

*covers eyes, ears and takes cover as the first of ten huge plasma warheads impact in the ninja's camp, throwing the ship clear off land and miles out to sea.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #524 on: July 31, 2007, 12:00:34 AM »
"umm ok, but we still have a ork problem...."

*Calls off the battlion*
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