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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #435 on: July 23, 2007, 06:30:31 PM »
I can unhook bra's that fast too ;D

But that's slow compared to the speed I can reach when reliving them of their panties O:-)
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Offline ZeroStriker

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #436 on: July 23, 2007, 06:32:57 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on July 23, 2007, 06:30:31 PM
I can unhook bra's that fast too ;D

But that's slow compared to the speed I can reach when reliving them of their panties O:-)


lol, bras are easy, the snap your finger trick, how fast can you unhook a bra that's in front?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #437 on: July 23, 2007, 06:36:27 PM »
My ex only had one of those and I have only been able to get aqquainted with one of my current girlfriend's ones and that one's thingy is on the back. So I really can't tell, you?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #438 on: July 23, 2007, 06:38:35 PM »
I would think that would be quite dependent on the size of the woman in question's breasts and whether it had an underwire holding the clasp close to her skin between them, or was a sport-bra style where the clasp might "float" between them.
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Offline ZeroStriker

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #439 on: July 23, 2007, 06:41:20 PM »
even if it's a floating one, it's a bit hard to do it, i've tried too....
ROFL  :fight:
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #440 on: July 23, 2007, 06:43:37 PM »
I trust you to know that Al' dear, thus as far as speed goes, I have been lucky to have small-breasted girlfriends :)

And the times I tried I recall it was hard too, you get a very awkward angle with the hands when you are trying to kiss her at the same time... and I for one can't break a kiss in that heat can either of you two?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #441 on: July 23, 2007, 06:54:58 PM »
(click to show/hide)

* Alana helps the ninja up.

"What's yer name, recruit?"
« Last Edit: July 23, 2007, 06:57:53 PM by Allama »
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Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #442 on: July 23, 2007, 07:16:12 PM »

The ninja bows in thanks and removes the cloth around her face, shaking loose her long black hair.

"I am... er... I be called Naivetry.  Arrr."
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #443 on: July 23, 2007, 08:07:40 PM »
*Meanwhile, on a faraway hilltop, Larry's ninja senses are tingling.*

So, yet another traitor has gone over to the dark side. This is a gross dishonour to our name, and must be dealt with. Ninjas, roll out!

*Headed by Larry, the ninjas set off in totally the wrong direction.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #444 on: July 23, 2007, 08:31:27 PM »
*looks a radar screen*

"Ninjas! coming at us...no wait, there not heading towards us...but is it a trap? GAH!"

*Arms a SAM missile*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #445 on: July 24, 2007, 08:42:39 AM »
Aye, I believe we'll keep 'er, Allama.  Look at that face.  How can we turn 'er down?  Now, Naivetry, ye'll need t' be learnin' to walk like a pirate and talk like a pirate.  Think ye can handle that?  No doubt me mateys here can help ye wi' that.  Oh and... mind the monkey.  His name be Jack and he has a penchant fer th' rum, he does.  But he's also handy at CPR.

Not the party hats!!!  We lost ALL of the party hats??  Arrrrrrgh.  Aye I imagine we'll just have t' make do then.  At least there be plenty o' rum!  Here, me hearties, let us celebrate our victory!  Last one t' the bottom o' the bottle is a rotten seacow!
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #446 on: July 24, 2007, 08:53:21 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR resumes her alcahol induced slumber.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #447 on: July 24, 2007, 03:00:22 PM »
"Naivetry, eh?  Well, join us fer a bit o' grog or rum, either to your liking.  Imbibe 'til ye can stand no more!"
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #448 on: July 24, 2007, 03:08:50 PM »
And then I can take care of ye pretty lasses... ::)
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #449 on: July 24, 2007, 04:50:29 PM »
"Here."

* Alana hands Emp a bottle of premium scotch.

"Methinks ye'll not be in a position ta take care o' anyone after ye go drink fer drink with us, eh Naivetry?"
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