Capt'n Khab comes out of her comatose stupor, having been deposited onto the deck of the captured ship. Rubbing her bleary eyes, the first thing she sees is another ship lashed astern and pirates crawling over the rails, and of course has no clue to what's happened. Suddenly alert, she begins bellowing orders.
"Avast! Wake up, ye lazy layabouts! We're bein' boarded! Throw the scurvy dogs overboard! Save the ship! Saaaaave the rum!"
Reaching for her sword, she finds she's lost it somewhere, but she does happen to have a nearly empty bottle of rum in her hand. So she rushes the nearest pirate coming over the rail and hauls her arm back, preparing to break it over his when she realizes...
"Bara?? Izzat you?? Why ye sneakin' on board..... ohhhhhhhhh I get it now."
Only stumbling a little bit, she raises the bottle and shouts, "I see I've led ye all t' victory once again. Ye can thank me later. Heave to, get the supplies over t' our new ship! Allama, what's the report? Find anything good below deck?"
She finds PUR half-collapsed against a wall, and slides down to sit by her. "Methinks an elephant sat on me head. Got any aspirin handy?"
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