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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 66070 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1050 on: November 20, 2007, 10:02:50 PM »
God damn choas spawn
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1051 on: November 20, 2007, 10:23:49 PM »
*the Larry/Bara thing lurches over to a large orange button built into the ship, presses it, and slowly seperates back into two people*

Okaaay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever experienced.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1052 on: November 20, 2007, 10:27:29 PM »
wait, emp is a pirate..my god, i have been betrayed!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1053 on: November 20, 2007, 10:40:35 PM »
And now you finally realise that all pirates are jerks.

You know who don't betray their own people? Ninjas.

Join us, and be treated as an equal at last.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1054 on: November 20, 2007, 10:45:00 PM »
no, you just killed me a bunch of times. Thats it, im making my own group!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1055 on: November 20, 2007, 10:55:05 PM »
Hey, I only killed you in self-defense, mostly. Apart from those times I just killed you for fun.

So, what kind of group are you founding?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1056 on: November 20, 2007, 11:45:55 PM »
The Gods of Geekalorn group.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1057 on: November 21, 2007, 01:01:59 PM »
Well, good luck with that. I'm gonna be over here, killing pirates.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1058 on: November 21, 2007, 02:23:43 PM »
yeah...wait a miunte! If we and your were put in two speratpe bodys, then how come i have your legs?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1059 on: November 21, 2007, 03:54:13 PM »
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The chosen of Tzeentch acknowledges no mortal loyalties! All will submit to the Architect of Fate!

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1060 on: November 21, 2007, 03:55:15 PM »
*Rasies a hand*

Well, i have a question. since Tzeentch is the god of change, what changes if i follow you?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1061 on: November 21, 2007, 03:59:33 PM »
Me? If you follow me and lord Tzeentch's bidding, you may be granted greater power and daemonic gifts than you could ever imagine! Even immortality is open to you if you please the Changer of the Ways! If you choose to decline his gracious offer however, there will be nothing more than death and agony.

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1062 on: November 21, 2007, 04:00:24 PM »
Im in!

*joins Emps Warband*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1063 on: November 21, 2007, 04:18:17 PM »
Oh, I forgot to tell you before, but if you somehow fails the Architect of Fate, he will seize your soul for an eternity of torment. Also, there might be side effects of the daemonic gifts and it's too late for you to turn back now.

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1064 on: November 21, 2007, 04:19:32 PM »
how do i fail?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.