Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Towlie on June 28, 2011, 07:10:02 AM
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#Now talking on #taijitu2
#ChanServ gives channel operator status to Towlie
#Towlie gives channel operator status to GMT
GMT looks around
<GMT> wow this place is so dusty
GMT picks up a banner but it crumbles in his hands
#Towlie has kicked Govindia from #taijitu2 (Govindia)
#Govindia (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
<Towlie> lol i cant get it to save damn it
<GMT> hehe the flora and fauna in here is on autojoin
<GMT> a rare form of bacteria
#Towlie has kicked Govindia from #taijitu2 (Govindia)
#Govindia (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
# GMT sets ban on *!*@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com
#GMT has kicked Govindia from #taijitu2 (Vermint)
GMT grins
<Towlie> oh shit
<Towlie> prepaire for the wrath of gov
<GMT> lol I shake and tremble already
# Towlie has changed the topic to: TAIJITU2 NOW GOV FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GMT> was he even active in here or did he just forget he was?
<GMT> loool
<Towlie> HE REFUSES TO TAKE ANYTHING OFF AUTOJOIN
<Towlie> if someone was to unban him he would join
<Towlie> shall i inform him of his new ban
<Towlie> i made a exceitive decision
<Towlie> prepair for the pm
<GMT> lol
<GMT> alrite
<GMT> I was getting rusty
<Towlie> if he hasnt officaly given up
<GMT> could be
<GMT> the Senate might kick our ass though, they were preparing to fund an expedition and study Gov
<GMT> in here
<Towlie> we can unban him later
<GMT> lol
<GMT> true
<GMT> wanna post a log of this in the forums?
<Towlie> this channel or the pm
<GMT> this channel
We might have accidentally messed up the #taijitu2 expadition plans. ::)
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*unzips bio suit* :drunks: hunting Govs is fun! *pokes Towlie*
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I swear we didn't mean to. ::) O:-)
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*thunderstorms, fire f*rts and f***ing bolts of ice pierce your eyes, thou lewd, thatch-headed snap-dragon!* There, I also swear we didn't mean to!
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So yeah, true story :-P:
<Govindia> What the f***ing hell is your problem?
<Govindia> I don't say anything what the hell is your deal? Can you not act mature for once in your life?
<GMT> watch your stinky mouth there, Uncle Pester
<Govindia> If I didn't do anything wrong there is no valid reason for you to abuse your ops and kick me for personal amusement. That is not an excuse at all to act like a child.
<GMT> I am not looking for excuses
<GMT> you are doing it for me but I ain't
<Govindia> ok then, please stop acting like a child and act like an adult then and knock it off with the behavior.
<GMT> I tell you what: I'll let you back in #taijitu2 because the Taiji Senate is looking to fund a project
<GMT> where explorers would study the flora and fauna of the channel
<GMT> and you are the most interesting being in there
<GMT> if you promise to be nice and let the scientist poke you with needles
<GMT> and take samples of you.
<GMT> deal?
<Govindia> Stop insulting me
<Govindia> I am not some animal
<Govindia> i am a human being like yourself
<Govindia> so show some respect for once in your life
<Govindia> Stop acting like a child and act like an adult. Grow up and be a man, not a childish boy
<GMT> hm I was being very civil, seriously. I wasn't saying anything but that you were pretty much the only dweller in #taijitu2
<GMT> and that has sparked the scientific interest of our society
<GMT> I did not intend that as an insult
<Govindia> Then if you claim to be civil you start treating me like a human being then for once.
<Govindia> I am as much as a human as you supposedly are and that is a fact.
<Govindia> there is also no reason to have me banned in #taijitu when I said nor did anything wrong either.
<GMT> so you'd agree to let the expedition study you if we let you back in?
<GMT> hello?
<Govindia> Stop treating me as a test subject and treat me as a fellow human being.
<Govindia> I am a human as much as you are.
<Govindia> Treat me in a respectful manner.
* GMT pokes Govindia with a needle*
<GMT> ok
<Govindia> So stop acting like a scientist when you are not.
<GMT> how do you know that...
<Govindia> You are a human being and I expect you to act like an adult, not like a child.
* GMT cuts a bit of Govindia skin and puts in a container then seals it up
<GMT> how do you know that...
<Govindia> You are a human being and I expect you to act like an adult, not like a child.
* GMT cuts a bit of Govindia skin and puts in a container then seals it up
<Govindia> STOP IT
<Govindia> I said act like an adult please
<Govindia> stop acting like a child
<Govindia> can you not comprehend how to behave like a mature adult?
* GMT writes things down on a note pad regarding the height, weight and other measurements of Govindia
<GMT> yes yes, ok
<GMT> ok done
<GMT> now if you could just look into this bright light for like 5 seconds
<GMT> and then I'll let you back in #taijitu2
<Govindia> Please
<Govindia> stop
<Govindia> acting
<Govindia> like
<Govindia> a immature
<Govindia> child
<Govindia> and
<GMT> urgh you are not very cooperative, are you.
<Govindia> act like an adult for once
<Govindia> please
<Govindia> You agreed to act like a proper adult so I expect you to do so, please stop acting like a childish troll.
<GMT> oh like posting one word each row totally has a huge convincing power.
<Govindia> You seem to ignore anything else I say.
<GMT> no shit. you realize how that is?
<GMT> because that is your landmark.
<GMT> but you are right, I have been rather inhumane.
<GMT> I'll leave you alone now.
* GMT pushes Govindia into the thick brush.
<Govindia> You have no logical basis to continue to behave this way. Your bias of me is old, and outdated. I have not done anything wrong to you or anyone else, and have done nothing wrong, so there is no reason to ban me or treat me in a disrespectful manner.
<GMT> Here you go, little one.
<Govindia> Get over your bias, and grow up please for once.
<Govindia> Act like an adult, not like a childish troll.
<Govindia> even my cat behaves better than you.
<Govindia> so please, stop treating me in disrespectful manner and kindly unban me from #taijitu please.
<GMT> first you tell me that your cat behaves better than me and then you ask me to unban you from taijitu
<GMT> hm
<GMT> lemme think
<GMT> no.
<GMT> I will consult with others I will maybe unban you from #taijtu2 IF you agree to be a nice, non-aggressive object of scientifical study for the young children in Taijtu.
<GMT> but that is all.
<GMT> I have to catch up on my beauty sleep now, you will hear from my lawyers.
* GMT nods
* Govindia disappears into the thick brush, leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
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Wow, that's kinda mean. Although I don't know the dude, and he seems like he gets butt-hurt over every little thing...
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:D totally the reaction of any person who doesn't know Gov and is not aware of what he's capable of. Unfortunately (for him) the entire NS world knows it and he's not getting any mercy shown pretty much nowhere around the NS globe. :shrug: From our region he has been banned based upon multiple violations of all possible terms of service but his history includes harassing other players, stalking them outside the game in real-life etc.
Anyways, I still have the containers with skin samples in case the Senate wants to judge the opportunity of an expedition in #taijtu2 based upon their texture. :-P
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In that case, it's the weakest revenge ever. But it's still funny.
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Wow, that's kinda mean. Although I don't know the dude, and he seems like he gets butt-hurt over every little thing...
It still wouldn't do such unkind things myself but Gov harasses people. Constantly and forever.
There have been several instances where female players were (allegedly) stalked by Govindia. He has been banned from the East Pacific, the West Pacific, Taijitu, the South Pacific I believe; he is blamed by some for the decline of 000000 A World Power and the collapse of (I believe) United Imperium (something abbreviated UI anyway).
Govindia was banned from this region in late 2007: the Court (http://forum.taijitu.org/the-supreme-court/taijitu-v-govindia/) removed his citizenship for disseminating private materials and harassment (http://forum.taijitu.org/the-supreme-court/taijitu-v-govindia/msg112683/#msg112683). Following that forum administration banned him for using proxies, as he was no longer protected from banning by virtue of being a citizen.
If you like you can read Govindia's own statement in his own defense here (http://forum.taijitu.org/the-supreme-court/taijitu-v-govindia/msg111215/#msg111215). Reading between the lines I see someone who takes his difficulty socializing and instead of treating it as a reason to restrain himself and think before acting, takes it as carte blanche to call any treatment of him he does not like "biased". He has contacted me at least six times that I could count offhand privately, asking for unbanning (here or in #taijitu). When asking, he makes clear that his banning is a travesty, that Limi was "out of line" when banning him, and similar.
From what I have seen, he is not unable but unwilling to get along with people. I think it's stupid and wrong to taunt him about it, but I think it was certainly in the interests of the health of Taijitu's community to get him out of it.
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Revenge? Lol this is not revenge, its scientific study. We were trying to determine whether the Govindia residing in #taijitu2 is a suitable subject for a research expedition. :-P
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I approve of this expedition and thank you for your service to Taijitu. Towlie, you will receive the Ministry of Lulz' Medal of LOL, the third-highest honor I can bestow on you.
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Why can't people here just let sleeping dogs lie? And skin samples, ew.
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So yeah, true story :-P:
<Govindia> What the f***ing hell is your problem?
<Govindia> I don't say anything what the hell is your deal? Can you not act mature for once in your life?
<GMT> watch your stinky mouth there, Uncle Pester
<Govindia> If I didn't do anything wrong there is no valid reason for you to abuse your ops and kick me for personal amusement. That is not an excuse at all to act like a child.
<GMT> I am not looking for excuses
<GMT> you are doing it for me but I ain't
<Govindia> ok then, please stop acting like a child and act like an adult then and knock it off with the behavior.
<GMT> I tell you what: I'll let you back in #taijitu2 because the Taiji Senate is looking to fund a project
<GMT> where explorers would study the flora and fauna of the channel
<GMT> and you are the most interesting being in there
<GMT> if you promise to be nice and let the scientist poke you with needles
<GMT> and take samples of you.
<GMT> deal?
<Govindia> Stop insulting me
<Govindia> I am not some animal
<Govindia> i am a human being like yourself
<Govindia> so show some respect for once in your life
<Govindia> Stop acting like a child and act like an adult. Grow up and be a man, not a childish boy
<GMT> hm I was being very civil, seriously. I wasn't saying anything but that you were pretty much the only dweller in #taijitu2
<GMT> and that has sparked the scientific interest of our society
<GMT> I did not intend that as an insult
<Govindia> Then if you claim to be civil you start treating me like a human being then for once.
<Govindia> I am as much as a human as you supposedly are and that is a fact.
<Govindia> there is also no reason to have me banned in #taijitu when I said nor did anything wrong either.
<GMT> so you'd agree to let the expedition study you if we let you back in?
<GMT> hello?
<Govindia> Stop treating me as a test subject and treat me as a fellow human being.
<Govindia> I am a human as much as you are.
<Govindia> Treat me in a respectful manner.
* GMT pokes Govindia with a needle*
<GMT> ok
<Govindia> So stop acting like a scientist when you are not.
<GMT> how do you know that...
<Govindia> You are a human being and I expect you to act like an adult, not like a child.
* GMT cuts a bit of Govindia skin and puts in a container then seals it up
<GMT> how do you know that...
<Govindia> You are a human being and I expect you to act like an adult, not like a child.
* GMT cuts a bit of Govindia skin and puts in a container then seals it up
<Govindia> STOP IT
<Govindia> I said act like an adult please
<Govindia> stop acting like a child
<Govindia> can you not comprehend how to behave like a mature adult?
* GMT writes things down on a note pad regarding the height, weight and other measurements of Govindia
<GMT> yes yes, ok
<GMT> ok done
<GMT> now if you could just look into this bright light for like 5 seconds
<GMT> and then I'll let you back in #taijitu2
<Govindia> Please
<Govindia> stop
<Govindia> acting
<Govindia> like
<Govindia> a immature
<Govindia> child
<Govindia> and
<GMT> urgh you are not very cooperative, are you.
<Govindia> act like an adult for once
<Govindia> please
<Govindia> You agreed to act like a proper adult so I expect you to do so, please stop acting like a childish troll.
<GMT> oh like posting one word each row totally has a huge convincing power.
<Govindia> You seem to ignore anything else I say.
<GMT> no shit. you realize how that is?
<GMT> because that is your landmark.
<GMT> but you are right, I have been rather inhumane.
<GMT> I'll leave you alone now.
* GMT pushes Govindia into the thick brush.
<Govindia> You have no logical basis to continue to behave this way. Your bias of me is old, and outdated. I have not done anything wrong to you or anyone else, and have done nothing wrong, so there is no reason to ban me or treat me in a disrespectful manner.
<GMT> Here you go, little one.
<Govindia> Get over your bias, and grow up please for once.
<Govindia> Act like an adult, not like a childish troll.
<Govindia> even my cat behaves better than you.
<Govindia> so please, stop treating me in disrespectful manner and kindly unban me from #taijitu please.
<GMT> first you tell me that your cat behaves better than me and then you ask me to unban you from taijitu
<GMT> hm
<GMT> lemme think
<GMT> no.
<GMT> I will consult with others I will maybe unban you from #taijtu2 IF you agree to be a nice, non-aggressive object of scientifical study for the young children in Taijtu.
<GMT> but that is all.
<GMT> I have to catch up on my beauty sleep now, you will hear from my lawyers.
* GMT nods
* Govindia disappears into the thick brush, leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
i am now laughing like a mad man because of this
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Why can't people here just let sleeping dogs lie? And skin samples, ew.
I concur.
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What's the point of having dogs sleep if you're not supposed to wake them up, toss them a ball and have some fun? LULZ I tell ya, that's what makes the world go round and round.
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christ, it is farrrrrrrr too much fun to taunt Gov
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haha tell me about it. i'm sikritly plannin a 2nd expedishun :-P
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So, uh, is #taijitu2 still liberated?
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In the meantime, a group of valiant scientist and hunters arrive in the unfriendly atmosphere (or rather lack thereof) of #taijitu2:
* Topic is 'specimin testing/observation in progress'
* Set by Towlie!~NOU@cpe-72-184-197-80.tampabay.res.rr.com on Fri Jul 01 10:10:11
<GMT> omg OP me
* Towlie sets mode: +o GMT
* @GMT puts spaecesuit on
<@GMT> ty
<@GMT> gffhhh gfhhh *breathing*
* @Towlie prepairs the tools
* @Towlie checks to see if the vi*umm im mean test subject is ready
<@GMT> wtf is that
<@Towlie> what
* @GMT smacks a carnivorous plant in the head using a golf club
<@GMT> vi*umm
<@Towlie> victim/ test subject
<@GMT> omg teh Govind has mutated!
* @GMT takes snapshots
* Towlie sets mode: +m
<@GMT> its a Trevelyan nao!
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (TrevelyanL85A2)
* TrevelyanL85A2 (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (it seems safe)
* TrevelyanL85A2 (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by GMT (omg mutationz!)
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* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (lets talk like this)
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* @GMT takes note: mutated being also suffers from auto-join virus
<@GMT> lol
<@Towlie> haha
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by GMT (ok!)
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* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by GMT (hm...yeah. we should assume harder measures)
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* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by GMT (welcome Flem! hm what about some vodka shots)
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* Towlie sets mode: +o Flemingovia
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (oops im a idiot)
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<@Flemingovia> So. Can I post now I am an op?
<@Flemingovia> Yes
<@Flemingovia> hmm
* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (i didnt notice you here)
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@Flemingovia> So is this the channel where we are discussing "operation rogue coup" or is that somewhere else?
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<@Flemingovia> ah. This channel is obviously not secure.
<@Towlie> that can be discused too
* Gulliver (~Gulliver@c-24-34-76-113.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #taijitu2
* Towlie sets mode: +o Gulliver
<@Gulliver> What is this
<@Gulliver> I don't even.
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* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by Towlie (we did last time we unbanned gov)
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* TrevelyanL85A2 was kicked by GMT (oh yeah. right. so, what are you suggesting, dr?)
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* @GMT slaps TrevelyanL85A2 around a bit with a large trout
* @GMT takes notes: no reaction to trout cure
* @GMT slaps Flemingovia around a bit with a large trout
* @Towlie writes down some notes
* @GMT looks over Towlie's shoulder
<@GMT> wtf porn sketches.
* TrevelyanL85A2 is now known as Govindia
<@GMT> OMG MUTATIONS!
* @Towlie changes the page
* @GMT takes snapshots
* @Towlie draws some more
* @GMT becomes horny
* @Towlie runs
* @GMT snorts
* @GMT removes banana from his pants
<@GMT> JOOOOKE!
* Govindia was kicked by GMT (checking mutation)
* Govindia (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
* @Towlie slowly returns
<@GMT> :P
<@GMT> I have a feeling this will be greatly appreciated by the scientific community back home in Taijitu
* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (rechecks the autojoin virus)
* Govindia (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
* Govindia was kicked by GMT (works like magic, goddamnit!)
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* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (we musst take sampels)
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* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (i think not)
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* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (also its too much fun)
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* @GMT scratches some scales off Govindia using a razor
* @Towlie gathers blood
* Towlie sets mode: -m
* @GMT pokes Govindia
<@GMT> I wonder if he can speak
<@Flemingovia> ouch @ the trout-slapping
* @GMT pets the flem
<@GMT> you had a huge orange insect on your nose, I had feared for you life
* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (slap)
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* Govindia was kicked by GMT (speak, damnit!)
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* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (we must know if the drugs have worn off)
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* @Towlie writes more notes down
* GMT sets mode: +o Govindia
* GMT sets mode: -o Govindia
* @GMT grins
<@Towlie> lol
<@GMT> his reflexes are very slow
<@Towlie> quite
* Towlie sets mode: -o Govindia
<@Towlie> nothing
<@GMT> hm
<@Towlie> interesting
<@GMT> ?
* @GMT lights a cigar then realizes he cannot smoke with the biosuit on
<@Towlie> it seems to lost the ability to react
<@GMT> damn the lack of atmoshere
* @GMT puts cigar off on Govindia's left foot
* Govindia was kicked by Towlie (slap slap)
* Govindia (~Govindia@cpe-70-95-247-33.san.res.rr.com) has joined #taijitu2
<@GMT> yeah totally numb
<@Towlie> nothing we might have over done this one
* @Flemingovia (Mibbit@cpc1-oxfd4-0-0-cust141.4-3.cable.virginmedia.com) has left #taijitu2
* @Towlie sip on some whisky
<@GMT> how the fuck did you do that
<@Towlie> there is nothing getting in the way of me drinking
<@GMT> true
* @GMT unzips biosuit and helps himself to some vodka
<@Towlie> ada boy
<@GMT> :D
A wave of thought irradiating from the test subject reaches GMT...must be that the subject is telepathic ...
<Govindia> you will treat me with respect.
<Govindia> Show me some respect if you dare call yourself a civlised human being
* GMT acts all hypnotized
<GMT> yes
<GMT> i will
<Govindia> I'm fucking serious
<Govindia> Knock your fucking trolling off
<GMT> you are fucking serious
<Govindia> Remove the moderation on the channel and please unban me from #taijitu
* GMT knocks his trolling off
<Govindia> I don't care, who did it, I should be unbanned.
<Govindia> as well as allowed to speak and have ops on #taijitu 2 like you all do
<GMT> you are a test subject. you are allowed to shut up and suffer.
The two Taijituan scientist are switching off to telepathy also...
<Towlie> lol he thinks you banned him from taijitu now
<GMT> haha yeah
<Towlie> lol he will never leave you alone about this
<GMT> i don't give a fuck lol I have an ignore button
<Towlie> its more fun to troll him though
<GMT> yeah
<GMT> true
<GMT> I'll never put him on ignore lol
<Towlie> :D
Back in #taijitu2 there rules a festive mood...
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<@GMT> lol Flem is a shy scientist
<@Towlie> this is some scary things we are working with
<@GMT> hell yeah.
<@GMT> logs are almost ready to post
<@GMT> wanna add something?
<@Towlie> lol no
* @GMT lifts his glass
<@GMT> cheers, Dr. Towlie
<@GMT> this has been yet another successful mission
<@Towlie> cheers
<@Towlie> it has been another success!
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<@GMT> lmao
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* @GMT gives Towlie a tesla gun
* @Towlie charges it up
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Yes we have learned much on our journeys.
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We definitely have. A few journeys more and the profile of the creature will be complete!
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* Now talking in #taijitu2
* @towlie pokes at the clone
<@GMT> :)
<@GMT> hm
<@GMT> you think they have both suffered the auto-join mutation of the original eukaryotic cell?
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<@GMT> oh this is the dominant chromosome feature of the virus
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<@towlie> damn you
<@GMT> oh so the clone has not inherited it
<@towlie> i thought that was the clone
<@GMT> it was.
<@GMT> not sure if it was a clone but had it also suffered the auto-join mutation it would have greatly upgraded our testing range
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<@GMT> that's the original alright
<@GMT> i wonder what caused it to multiply
<@towlie> oh im backwards
* @GMT checks temperature and humidity readings
<@GMT> you're backwards? teleporting is broken again?
<@towlie> it is unknown but the clone seems dead
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<@GMT> maybe if we sing it a song
<@GMT> Sooooooooooooomeeeeewheeeeeeereeeeee
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<@GMT> ooooooooooooooveeeeeer teeeeeeeeeeeh raaaaaaainboooooooooooooooooooooooow
<@GMT> oh I bet you have a great voice
<@GMT> c'mon, try it
<@towlie> i sound like a cat strangling parade
<@GMT> lol what the hell did we do different last time it mutated?
<@towlie> hmmm it did seem to do it some time when we left
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<@GMT> hm
<@GMT> it wasn't violent shouting
<@GMT> temp and humidity have been constant
<@GMT> we could organize a contest on the forums and have people suggest us what to try next
<@towlie> it could be in some type of hibernation
<@GMT> a bear fungus, hm?
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<@towlie> could be or something in its enviroment has changed
<@GMT> perhaps its feed
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<@GMT> no use ;(
<@GMT> try the torch?
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<@GMT> that didn't work but it was fun to watch
<@towlie> :D
<@GMT> smells like pasta ala bolognese in here now
<@towlie> lol
<@GMT> maybe its still tired after having produced the clone and is resting
<@towlie> this is possible
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<@GMT> electricity is its friend!
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<@GMT> I mean we give u away for free...
<@towlie> how bout we pay someone to take it
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<Govindia> GMT you are a disgrace to Romania
<Govindia> Even Ceaucescu wouldn't have behaved as childish.
<Govindia> Then again, all you probably know how to behave is in a childish trolling manner. If you ever met me, God forbid in real life, you would probably run for cover behind some Russians
<Govindia> lol
<Govindia> fearing the Americanski, da?
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<@GMT> hey!!!!
<@GMT> it has split again!
<@GMT> and it knows names of dictators and all even if it spells them wrong!
<@towlie> it has i wounder what cause this
<TrevelyanL85A2> Hey look, it's a Taijituan moron. You really need to grow up, skinny white boy
<@towlie> lol
<@GMT> hm
<TrevelyanL85A2> Ceaucescu is spelled properly in English form.
<TrevelyanL85A2> You seriously need to get over whatever personal crap you have with me
<@towlie> oh shit its trying to communicate
<@GMT> since when does a person's name have an "English form" >_<
<TrevelyanL85A2> it's old and makes penguins cry
<@GMT> omg i could understand it!
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<@towlie> omg
<TrevelyanL85A2> even my 11 year old cats are more mature than you white boy
<@GMT> this seems to have kept the autojoin mutation
<@GMT> you test the clone, Dr T
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<@GMT> very interesting
<@towlie> hmm still nothing with the cone
<@towlie> clone
<@GMT> it used both entities to communicate
<@GMT> but only one has the autojoin mutation
<@towlie> wow i missed this
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<Govindia> Both have Autojoin, you liberal moron
<@towlie> OMG IT CLONED
<Govindia> OMG YOURE A LIBERAL WHITE MORON
<Govindia> YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE AMERICAN WHITE MAN
* @towlie write down some data
<@GMT> its growling but I can't quite make it out
* @towlie take a blood sample from the clone
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* @GMT looks over towlie's shoulder
<@GMT> eeeew
* Govindia stabs GMT in the crotch
* Govindia bites hard onto GMT
<@GMT> it tocuhed us with a tentacle
<@GMT> full of mucus
<@GMT> thank Pha for biosuits
* Govindia slashes the suit open
<@towlie> hmm some fetal defense mecanisum
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* Govindia stabs GMT hard
<Govindia> with his own knife
<@GMT> i think it has become horny
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<@GMT> its glands are all swallowed and shit
<@GMT> pardon my English
<@towlie> oh shit we need to find a mate for it
<Govindia> Your English was crap anyway
<@GMT> swollen
<@GMT> maybe it can fuck itself
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* @GMT slaps TrevelyanL85A2 around a bit with a large trout
* Govindia slaps GMT around a bit with a large trout
<@towlie> oh that is an iteresting idea
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<@GMT> thanks :)
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<@GMT> this experiment is very dynamic
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<@towlie> much data is being gathered in this series of experiments
<@towlie> the scientific community will be quite excited
<@GMT> I do hope we get the Rolls-Royce Science Prize
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<@towlie> it is a possibility
<@GMT> the clone seems to have again lost the autojoin mutation
<@GMT> very chaotic behaviour
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* @GMT scribles observations on a chalk board
<@towlie> hmmm we need more data of this auto-join gene
<@GMT> are you thinking what I'm thinking?
<@towlie> its a posibility
<@GMT> lol
<@GMT> we could mutate it further and then transplant it onto Taijis
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<@towlie> do we want to take the risk of damaging other genes in the receiver
<@GMT> as long as we win the Rolls-Royce Science Prize I don't really care
<@towlie> good point
* @GMT grins
<@GMT> all for science!
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Why do we keep on doing this?
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We find it entertaining.
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Viruses don't have chromosomes.
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But the Autojoin virus does use the host's chromosomes as it has its own genome that got incorporated into human DNA and whenever Govindia divides, the viral genome of Autojoin is also replicated. This and more will be featured in "On Govindian Replication - A Treaty on Proviruses" signed by Dr. T and myself.