jedi vs. sith

[Tacolicious]

When was it implied we should stop increasing them?

[Khem]

one of those incredibley brittish officers said something about it.
should he be killed?

[Tacolicious]

*Darth Taco force chokes the offending British office*

Wait, if this is in a galaxy long ago and far far away how do we even know about Britain, it doesn't even exist yet...

[Khem]

we know because its a siths job to know. so is a force choke realy the best you can do?

[Tacolicious]

Pfff... like I'm going to waste my coolest moves on an incompetent officer, the lack luster way of death is part of the punishment. Why should failure make the last thing you see really cool?

[Khem]

because its good advertising to anyone else who see's it. don't you want good advertising?

[Tacolicious]

It's like giving away a car for buying a TV... If I did really fancy force kills to officers all the time then people would purposefully start f**king up in hopes of seeing more cool force kills. With the simple choke it's to the point and effective... want to see some cool force kills stormtroopers? Well you had better bring me some rebels... want me to go out of my way, single handedly capture a wookie for me.

That's how you get results you can take to the bank.

[Khem]

* Wonderful Neil! wrestles his wookie.

[Tacolicious]

Don't be like Ralph and bend your wookie now...

[Bara]

*Walks in through the front door*

Darth taco, what do i do?

[Tacolicious]

Your job is to go around installing safety railings.... it's supposed to be the death star, not the death trap.

[Khem]

i thought it was closer to the size of a moon..... you mean we upgraded to the size of a star.

* Wonderful Neil! starts altering his lists.

[Bara]

Cant i just put some barbed wire around? Its cheaper, and cost effective!

[Tacolicious]

Niel!: Yes, but we're still keeping it small... it's the size of a brown dwarf star.

Bara: I said railings *Makes force choke motion as a warning*

[Bara]

ok ok... by the way, your wife called.