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Offline Annex

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Images of Jesus
« on: May 02, 2008, 10:42:17 PM »
What does Jesus look like? It is a compelling question deeply rooted in the Christian psyche. One religious scholar offers a truly intriguing answer to this milennia old question:

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jesus i imagine him with a golden gibson LES PAUL blue jeans a ac dc shirt a giont made with gold paper a tie die bandana long brown hair and a long beard

Discuss this characterization. Would Jesus' bandana be tie die?
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: Images of Jesus
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 10:52:27 PM »
I sincerely doubt it. Tie die would indicate that Jesus is a hippie, which he is not.
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Re: Images of Jesus
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 10:55:57 PM »
No, it'd be a Confederate Flag or an American Flag. Depends on the day.
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: Images of Jesus
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 11:24:57 AM »
hm...Since everybody knows that tennis is one of the oldest sports known to man and Jesus, like the son of God, liked to win, I bet his bandanna looks something like this:



It's a bandanna endorsed by the tennis messiahs Nadal and Federer. Now, considering Jesus is a Taijituan, it only makes sense he wore both the black and the white one simultaneously.

« Last Edit: May 03, 2008, 11:35:19 AM by PoD Gunner »
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Offline The G Rebellion

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Re: Images of Jesus
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2008, 02:58:06 AM »
Flawless logic.

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Offline j delight

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Re: Images of Jesus
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 03:40:58 AM »
Jesus refuses to wear an American flag pin and has a nice smile.
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