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Title: Images of Jesus
Post by: Annex on May 02, 2008, 10:42:17 PM

What does Jesus look like? It is a compelling question deeply rooted in the Christian psyche. One religious scholar offers a truly intriguing answer to this milennia old question:

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jesus i imagine him with a golden gibson LES PAUL blue jeans a ac dc shirt a giont made with gold paper a tie die bandana long brown hair and a long beard

Discuss this characterization. Would Jesus' bandana be tie die?

Title: Re: Images of Jesus
Post by: Gulliver on May 02, 2008, 10:52:27 PM

I sincerely doubt it. Tie die would indicate that Jesus is a hippie, which he is not.

Title: Re: Images of Jesus
Post by: kor on May 02, 2008, 10:55:57 PM

No, it'd be a Confederate Flag or an American Flag. Depends on the day.

Title: Re: Images of Jesus
Post by: PoD Gunner on May 03, 2008, 11:24:57 AM

hm...Since everybody knows that tennis is one of the oldest sports known to man and Jesus, like the son of God, liked to win, I bet his bandanna looks something like this:

(http://img.tennis-warehouse.com/ProductImages/NBAND.JPG)

It's a bandanna endorsed by the tennis messiahs Nadal and Federer. Now, considering Jesus is a Taijituan, it only makes sense he wore both the black and the white one simultaneously.

(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9883/jesus011df3.jpg)

Title: Re: Images of Jesus
Post by: The G Rebellion on May 04, 2008, 02:58:06 AM

Flawless logic.

Title: Re: Images of Jesus
Post by: j delight on May 04, 2008, 03:40:58 AM

Jesus refuses to wear an American flag pin and has a nice smile.