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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: kor on October 02, 2007, 07:35:07 AM

Title: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on October 02, 2007, 07:35:07 AM
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.    

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.    

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

Edit: Just noticed there was the a few that were  repeated. <_<
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 03, 2007, 04:22:42 AM
I am not afraid to keep on living.
I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
Honey, if you stay, I'll be forgiven.
Nothing in this world can stop me going home.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Algerianbania on October 03, 2007, 05:17:04 AM
Socrates: Ah! Fuck it!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 03, 2007, 06:28:29 AM
Bah, What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on October 03, 2007, 01:50:30 PM
hey hold my beer
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on October 03, 2007, 02:44:25 PM
Hold on, I'll be right back.

It's teeth aren't that sharp...

Go ahead, I'll catch up.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 03, 2007, 03:23:59 PM
Maybe you can't drink and drive, but I can
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on October 03, 2007, 03:28:07 PM
watch this shit
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on October 03, 2007, 07:19:33 PM
Don't worry, I've done this a million times.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: StrikerZeroX on October 03, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
Let's make a ramp!

I bet I can make that jump!

This ship is unsinkable!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Aquatoria on October 03, 2007, 09:14:12 PM
Your hunting with your friend who is partially blind. You get ahead of him and you say this. "What's that clicking sound?"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 03, 2007, 10:11:59 PM
My last words: You can kill me, but not the force!
Ow....that hurt....
Viva la Geeks!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Prydania on October 03, 2007, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: Greater Canadian Empire on October 03, 2007, 09:14:12 PM
Your hunting with your friend who is partially blind. You get ahead of him and you say this. "What's that clicking sound?"
This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Myroria on October 03, 2007, 11:50:03 PM
"We'll take Russia by the end of the month."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Aquatoria on October 04, 2007, 12:13:36 AM
Quote
This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D

Oh that isn't even right  :D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 04, 2007, 03:36:30 AM
So I guess no one recognized my first post.

I've done it before...I can do it again, right?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Prydania on October 04, 2007, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: Greater Canadian Empire on October 04, 2007, 12:13:36 AM
Quote
This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D

Oh that isn't even right  :D
Funny....but wrong  :clap:
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 04, 2007, 03:44:56 AM
Quote from: Inglo-Scotia on October 04, 2007, 03:39:41 AM
Quote from: Greater Canadian Empire on October 04, 2007, 12:13:36 AM
Quote
This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D

Oh that isn't even right  :D
Funny....but wrong  :clap:

Wrong?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 04, 2007, 08:06:17 PM
i thought it was funny
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Ess on October 04, 2007, 08:08:45 PM
I liked it, too!

:D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 05, 2007, 02:44:56 AM
Quote from: Barakarin on October 04, 2007, 08:06:17 PM
i thought it was funny

 :clap:
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 05, 2007, 09:48:40 PM
TREY!!!! OMG!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 01:59:58 AM
“Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
 ~Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

 O:-)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on October 15, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
whats seem to be the officer problem.
i dont have one bit of blood in my alcohol system
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Of Crazed on October 15, 2007, 07:02:37 PM
Bury me at make out creak.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Shavend on October 16, 2007, 12:01:42 AM
No no no, that's not how you stop a stampede!

I'm positive that this isotope is completely stable when you release it into the air.

I dunno Doc, that X-ray doesn't look too bad.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 16, 2007, 07:33:56 PM
So, what happens if you pull that?

In a doc's room:

Fuck, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 18, 2007, 02:59:24 AM
Quote from: Barakarin on October 05, 2007, 09:48:40 PM
TREY!!!! OMG!

What...stunned by my reappearance?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 18, 2007, 05:01:12 AM
Quote from: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 01:59:58 AM
“Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
 ~Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

 O:-)

That's awesome...

Alcohol Poisoning? That's just an urban legend....
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on October 18, 2007, 07:42:11 PM
i am ready to meet my make but the real question is is he read to meet me
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 19, 2007, 03:10:51 AM
 Guy - "Okay, we both do it on the count of three."

 Girl - "....right....."     :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on October 19, 2007, 03:56:24 AM
Quote from: Cyadkuso on October 19, 2007, 03:10:51 AM
Guy - "Okay, we both do it on the count of three."

 Girl - "....right....."     :-\ :-\

 :clap:
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Khem on October 19, 2007, 07:24:55 AM
"hey isn't that a..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 19, 2007, 07:29:10 AM
"You never hear the one that gets you"
"Did you hear that"
"Hear what?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Khem on October 19, 2007, 07:32:02 AM
"are those fangs real?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 19, 2007, 07:33:12 AM
"These are the right kind of mushrooms, trust me"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Khem on October 19, 2007, 07:36:16 AM
"what a nice man...."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 19, 2007, 08:42:38 PM
Whats up with the knife?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on October 19, 2007, 08:49:15 PM
Well I don't really know you.... but then again I DO like candy...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 01:38:48 AM
so Your name's Neil? thats a crappy name

(;D)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Gulliver on October 20, 2007, 02:22:58 AM
What's this? Where's the best of them all?

"I am slain!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 02:31:11 AM
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"—Maj. Gen. John Sedgwick, U.S. Army, just before being fatally shot at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, May 9, 1864.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Khem on October 20, 2007, 09:31:03 AM
oh that must be my roommate...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 01:40:22 PM
Huh?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Shavend on October 20, 2007, 09:47:54 PM
"So how was your day?"

"There's what behind me?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 10:25:14 PM
what a tasty bagel!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Shavend on October 26, 2007, 01:10:00 AM
Quote from: Barakarin on October 20, 2007, 10:25:14 PM
what a tasty bagel!
:clap:
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 26, 2007, 09:00:03 PM
yeah, you probably poisoned them, didn't you?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Shavend on October 26, 2007, 11:48:25 PM
No...  ;D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on October 27, 2007, 12:18:20 AM
sure.....
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Khem on November 03, 2007, 08:39:10 AM
"Y'know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him right if we set his precious forest on fire."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 03, 2007, 04:55:08 PM
i like that one
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on November 03, 2007, 05:34:52 PM
This monster everyone's so scared of is probably just some cute little dog trapped in a pipe somewhere in that dark cavern, I won't need my auto-shotgun, I'll just bring this flashlight
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 03, 2007, 06:48:41 PM
I got one that emp will get

"What about expolding Chainswords?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on November 03, 2007, 07:55:47 PM
"Deese 'ere 'ummie 'splosives won't 'urt, 'ummies can't do stuff proper and orky enuff..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 03, 2007, 09:05:06 PM
"Da 'umies dont 'ave big gunz ya stupid grot!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Rikconia on November 03, 2007, 10:27:04 PM
"Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Solnath on November 03, 2007, 11:13:47 PM
"What could one pesky cleric possibly do?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on November 04, 2007, 03:28:30 AM
"Hey, aren't you that guy from the wanted posters? What are you, like #8 on that thing. Way to climb the ladder buddy. I'm amazed you even made it that far, what are you? The FBI's token non-Islamic guy?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 05, 2007, 09:26:37 PM
"So, your names Taco....thats one fucked up name."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on November 05, 2007, 10:42:26 PM
This radioactive waste tastes off
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 05, 2007, 10:47:23 PM
Alright, so the red button does what agian?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on November 06, 2007, 12:53:11 AM
Hey cool!  Yer dad says he's gonna show me his gun collection!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: St Oz on November 06, 2007, 01:33:28 AM
Quote from: reenactment of Rainbow Six: Las Vagas
*two guys run down a hallway, a door is seen at the end of it, one goes up to the door as one of them tosses a grenade*

"Wait wait! Get back!"

"What are you talking about Oz?"

*boom!*

*guy dies*

(Out of game Oz is getting strangled "Why did you toss a grenade!!!")
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on November 06, 2007, 03:10:49 AM
Hey man, your girlfriend has a damn comfortable bed
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Myroria on November 06, 2007, 03:22:42 AM
"I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive?..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on November 06, 2007, 03:50:16 AM
"What's that smell?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on November 06, 2007, 05:05:31 AM
after a few
i bet ya my shoes are fireproof
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 06, 2007, 09:46:50 PM
what about a rocket?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Gulliver on November 07, 2007, 02:13:33 AM
Has anyone thought to mention wild, irrational screams of terror yet?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Meridianland on November 07, 2007, 04:04:57 AM
omg
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Gulliver on November 07, 2007, 07:30:54 PM
Does Meri intend to go around and post "omg" in every thread?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 07, 2007, 08:47:09 PM
i quess so
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pachamama on November 07, 2007, 09:09:04 PM
"Bah, that gun isn't even loaded Bara"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 07, 2007, 09:13:13 PM
"You wanna bet?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on November 08, 2007, 03:51:44 AM
oo dont worry this gun is soooo jammed it will never fire
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on November 13, 2007, 03:49:04 AM
Mommy, Aquadots taste like chocolate!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Tacolicious on November 13, 2007, 10:36:52 AM
"I'm going to the press with this story and there's nothing YOU can do about it!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 13, 2007, 10:50:12 PM
Alright, you go with the shotgun, ill go with the Ak, and you go with this littile poistol.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Aquatoria on November 14, 2007, 06:05:44 AM
hold my beer
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Miller18 on November 14, 2007, 02:53:23 PM
Who packed this parachute?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Aquatoria on November 14, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
Hey you guys in the back, keep it down.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 14, 2007, 09:33:52 PM
whats a Waaagh?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Akka-Wakka on November 15, 2007, 06:38:10 PM
If you are a flower pot, then:

"Oh no.  Not again!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on November 16, 2007, 05:27:59 PM
(in Texas)  "I voted for Nader."


(in Boston)  "Go Yankees!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on November 16, 2007, 06:05:39 PM
david bowie? that guy sucks
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on December 03, 2007, 06:54:51 PM
Quote from: Barakarin on November 16, 2007, 06:05:39 PM
david bowie? that guy sucks

*glitch*  What did you say?  *glitch*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on December 03, 2007, 07:06:13 PM
Oh Shit! Bara's a dead man. *hides from Al's growing fury*

Those are great last words though. >_>

(In NY) "Go Red Sox!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 03, 2007, 09:48:36 PM
*grabs a shiled*

5...4...3..
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Solnath on December 03, 2007, 10:16:23 PM
You do realise that if there wasn't the chance you weren't just kidding, your neck would be in two.

^ works as both.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 03, 2007, 10:20:35 PM
Tarzan: Who greased this vine?

In California: *wearing Red* Go Bloods!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on December 03, 2007, 11:09:33 PM
in compton
where is the highway?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 04, 2007, 12:09:01 AM
in Kent Island

Seafood Sucks!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on December 04, 2007, 08:23:49 PM
"What do you mean 'it's not loaded?'"

In Camden: "Oh look, it's getting dark."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Anniane on December 04, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
Quote from: Korinn on December 04, 2007, 08:15:48 PM
Don't you mean, Red Sux?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on December 04, 2007, 08:55:04 PM
^_^
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 04, 2007, 09:22:14 PM
BLUE!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 05, 2007, 05:18:51 AM
I OVERTOOK SOLY!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Solnath on December 05, 2007, 07:41:54 AM
Sorry, honey, I think I have a headache.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on December 05, 2007, 04:29:31 PM
Hippos can't be dangerous... look how cute they are!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on December 05, 2007, 05:37:16 PM
What? You really are dumb as an ass aren't you? There aren't any dragons in this cave, it's just supersticious rumours!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 05, 2007, 09:35:57 PM
your mom! ohhh!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on December 05, 2007, 09:41:33 PM
"From this angle you look like your sister."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 05, 2007, 09:44:28 PM
dude, shut up. you have no sense of houmr, and you have a pizza face. go suck somebebodys balls.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on December 05, 2007, 09:48:04 PM
"Oooooooo, Skull and crossbones! I always wanted to be a Pirate!."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 05, 2007, 10:42:30 PM
really? me too!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on December 06, 2007, 08:40:22 PM
I'm so good I'm just going to use my knife to clear out this nest of blood suckers and snorks.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 06, 2007, 08:41:01 PM
pff. We dont need to worry about chaos. ntohing they can do to hurt us.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 08, 2007, 03:42:04 AM
What's this button do?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on December 08, 2007, 03:58:48 AM
aw that thing is like a puppy dog with teeth
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 08, 2007, 03:16:46 PM
i cant take you all 9563 of you with 1 hand behind my back!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 08, 2007, 09:25:45 PM
What do you think i am, an idiot?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 08, 2007, 09:31:39 PM
hurle? thats a dumb name
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 11, 2007, 01:32:09 AM
rosebud.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 11, 2007, 08:37:04 PM
boom.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 13, 2007, 02:33:49 AM
Did you hear a noise coming from the dark and easily-locked-from-the-outside basement of our secluded farmhouse?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 13, 2007, 02:34:39 AM
Ensign Leibowitz reporting for away duty, captain.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Towlie on December 13, 2007, 03:33:52 AM
ok lets split up
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Solnath on December 13, 2007, 07:15:52 AM
What are you talking about, the Soviet Union collapsed years ago!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Anniane on December 13, 2007, 07:33:20 AM
Matrix: Because I already know. Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Solnath on December 13, 2007, 09:35:11 PM
"It's over, son. We won the war, we've repelled the invaders."

-One of the best Outer Limits episodes ever.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 14, 2007, 02:44:02 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 14, 2007, 05:53:58 PM
Pff, theres no such thing as a gas chamber! its just a shower!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 14, 2007, 11:12:48 PM
I do not need a food taster!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 14, 2007, 11:23:03 PM
What was that about never point the barrel at somebody elses face?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 15, 2007, 03:31:21 AM
You're not supposed to light a fuse on an unknown explosive!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 15, 2007, 04:08:47 AM
Why do they call this area Hidden Canyon?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on December 15, 2007, 10:34:05 AM
I can't stand all this ticking! *kicks geiger counter until it breaks*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 15, 2007, 08:07:00 PM
What the crap?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 15, 2007, 08:08:05 PM
Hey, New guy, come defuse this trap.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 15, 2007, 11:11:50 PM
What the hell is going on in here?  Skinny Black... omg!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 15, 2007, 11:14:14 PM
with a feminist nearry:

WOMAN! GET THIS BOYS SOME PEAS!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 16, 2007, 03:14:56 AM
Dudes, this so rightous!!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on December 16, 2007, 04:08:23 AM
I love you Jan... uhhhh... Karen?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 16, 2007, 04:18:42 PM
My turn!!!!

(By the way, nice one.)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 16, 2007, 05:38:06 PM
WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 16, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
Let's play toss the H Bomb!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on December 16, 2007, 08:18:36 PM
Lets go stand in front of a moving tank!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on December 17, 2007, 12:37:37 AM
Draw!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Meridianland on December 17, 2007, 01:17:37 AM
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on March 14, 2008, 03:16:06 AM
My vote doesn't matter...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 14, 2008, 08:27:52 PM
what big brother?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 15, 2008, 03:10:05 AM
Damn.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 01:28:32 PM
i cut the blue wire. i think,
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 09:24:16 PM
Honey, I've been cheating on you.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 09:25:47 PM
YOU SAID NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 09:37:01 PM
I'm invincible!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 15, 2008, 09:47:26 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Impact*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 10:02:13 PM
I can only do this once, folks.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 16, 2008, 06:01:54 PM
good-bye cruel world
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 16, 2008, 07:38:57 PM
My bad.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 16, 2008, 09:56:06 PM
Alright, all i have to do is cut...damn it, which wire was it?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Miller18 on March 17, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
Dude check this out!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 17, 2008, 07:55:16 PM
"OMG SD's a Yank!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on March 17, 2008, 07:58:32 PM
Deus Vult!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 17, 2008, 08:55:14 PM
Hey look! People with motorcycles and crossbows! i think they want to help!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 18, 2008, 01:42:55 AM
Let's play in the road with knifes!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Aquatoria on March 18, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
It's ok, I have done this before.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 20, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 20, 2008, 01:13:35 PM
Its alright lady, i'll save you!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 20, 2008, 01:30:15 PM
I got you I got you I GOD you're fat
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on March 20, 2008, 01:42:54 PM
Achilles, I have to admit... I once watched you using the toilet.

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Post by: Bara on March 20, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
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Tits or GTFO
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Allama on March 20, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
You're so full of it, el chupacabra doesn't really exist.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 22, 2008, 12:59:43 AM
But, I don't have any money!
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 01:03:48 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 02:02:20 PM
i dont wanna rock...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
Which frog did I eat?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 22, 2008, 05:18:57 PM
I wonder if this Drink with the skull and crossbones on it will make me a pirate
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 09:51:25 PM
Hi. I'm George Bush.
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Post by: tallsville on March 23, 2008, 06:17:04 PM
I'm wearing a bulletproof vest! *Gets shot in the head*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 10:02:45 PM
ALLAH!!!!!!!

[I'm sorry. That was bad.]
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on March 28, 2008, 11:56:44 PM
(Yes, that was.)

Don't shoot!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on March 29, 2008, 12:28:39 AM
Eh, he can't hit me from this distance.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Xyrael on March 29, 2008, 02:58:37 AM
Admin Edit..Off topic content deleted (SD)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: kor on March 29, 2008, 12:20:07 PM
>_< OKAY THAT'S IT! Post reported.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on March 29, 2008, 05:29:37 PM
Done and done, thanks kor.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Xyrael on March 29, 2008, 07:16:30 PM
lol you people amuse me, I spam in 2 of kor's posts, he warns me in the first one then reports me in the second as if I did it to irritate him. SD you could have asked me to edit my post myself first, I'd have made it on topic :P

So, here's a funny famous last words...

"Do svidanya, comrade." Blade says it in Red Square in one of his movies at the end.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on March 31, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
"I'm sorry."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Bara on April 01, 2008, 12:21:09 AM
"Woman! get me some sandwhiches! And some red Kool-Aid! NOW! WOMAN! ARE YOU HEARING ME?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on April 07, 2008, 04:13:30 PM
Kool-aid? What a thoughtful offer in this hot jungle weather... Hey kids - Mom's got Kool-aid!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Silanis on April 10, 2008, 02:15:16 PM
"Your going to feel a little sting" and...."This won't hurt a bit"

All I have to say is Dentist are full of bullshit.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: The Empire on April 12, 2008, 09:37:03 AM
"Naw, don't worry about those bangs, they're only celebrating the Vietnamese new year."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: tallsville on April 14, 2008, 02:31:07 AM
Hey, Bob, hold my beer!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on April 19, 2008, 04:21:32 AM
Very meh.



 ;)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trey on April 19, 2008, 05:37:06 PM
It seems sturdy enough...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: j delight on April 20, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
Honey, where's mah tolet papers?!?!?!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Space Raider on April 24, 2008, 02:46:04 AM
Very long :trout:
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Space Raider on April 25, 2008, 02:57:11 AM
Some strange last words.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Space Raider on April 26, 2008, 05:54:33 PM
HA HA HA HA