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Offline kor

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Famous Last Words
« on: October 02, 2007, 07:35:07 AM »
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.    

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.    

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

Edit: Just noticed there was the a few that were  repeated. <_<
« Last Edit: October 04, 2007, 08:43:50 AM by Korinn »
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Offline Trey

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 04:22:42 AM »
I am not afraid to keep on living.
I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
Honey, if you stay, I'll be forgiven.
Nothing in this world can stop me going home.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 05:17:04 AM »
Socrates: Ah! Fuck it!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 06:28:29 AM »
Bah, What's the worst that could happen?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 01:50:30 PM »
hey hold my beer
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Offline Allama

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 02:44:25 PM »
Hold on, I'll be right back.

It's teeth aren't that sharp...

Go ahead, I'll catch up.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 03:23:59 PM »
Maybe you can't drink and drive, but I can
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Offline Towlie

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 03:28:07 PM »
watch this shit
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Allama

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 07:19:33 PM »
Don't worry, I've done this a million times.
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Offline StrikerZeroX

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 09:12:00 PM »
Let's make a ramp!

I bet I can make that jump!

This ship is unsinkable!
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Offline Aquatoria

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2007, 09:14:12 PM »
Your hunting with your friend who is partially blind. You get ahead of him and you say this. "What's that clicking sound?"

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Offline Bara

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 10:11:59 PM »
My last words: You can kill me, but not the force!
Ow....that hurt....
Viva la Geeks!
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Offline Prydania

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2007, 11:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Greater Canadian Empire on October 03, 2007, 09:14:12 PM
Your hunting with your friend who is partially blind. You get ahead of him and you say this. "What's that clicking sound?"
This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2007, 11:50:03 PM »
"We'll take Russia by the end of the month."
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Offline Aquatoria

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 12:13:36 AM »
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This works equally well if you substitute "partially blind friend" with Dick Cheney ;D

Oh that isn't even right  :D
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Article II: The Legislative

4. The Senate shall have the power to remove the Delegate or Vice Delegate from office if they in their opinion have violated the Constitution and laws of Taijitu, broken their oath or failed to fulfill their duties, by a two-thirds majority vote.

"YES WE CAN!" Barack Obama 2007
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