Do eggs smell like ass?

[Delfos]

as i recall, ass and fart are different smells, even any fart can be distinguished to another (ewwwwwwwww), do you mean generally, eggs smell like what can be a fart? interesting... is an egg the same as a fart?

[Trey]

By ass, I mean fart.

And im not saying I wont eat them in baked food, but when their boiled, or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

OK, that is true.

[Prydania]

Having a debate with a friend, they eat egg salad, harboiled eggs, and what not, on a nearly daily basis, I say that eggs smell like ass, and thus probably should not be eaten. They say my sense of smell is wonky, and that eggs in no way shape or form smell like ass.

So, im bringing the debate to the masses!

Dear G-d, you actually started a topic about this
Anyway, yeah, I'll have to agree, they smell like *ass.

*smelling like ass meaning they smell like a bad fart.

[Allama]

or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

INDEED.  That revolting stuff is Satan incarnate.

[Trey]

or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

INDEED.  That revolting stuff is Satan incarnate.

Actually, Satan Incarnate just announced he's leaving the White House at the end of the month, but that's beside the point.  Egg Salad is awful.