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Do eggs smell like ass?

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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Do eggs smell like ass?
« on: August 07, 2007, 11:53:31 PM »
Having a debate with a friend, they eat egg salad, harboiled eggs, and what not, on a nearly daily basis, I say that eggs smell like ass, and thus probably should not be eaten. They say my sense of smell is wonky, and that eggs in no way shape or form smell like ass.

So, im bringing the debate to the masses!
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 12:38:36 AM »
Depends what you mean by "ass"

If you mean they smell like feces, no.

If you mean they smell bad/horrible, yes.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 12:41:06 AM »
I don't know if they smell like ass, but they do smell like stink bombs and via extension they smell like ass.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 12:56:21 AM »
They taste great! If you didn't eat anything that had eggs in it, you might as well give up baked food.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 04:02:01 AM »
Not voting. But I will give you this to fight with, SD, think about it: Where, exactly, do eggs come from?
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 05:33:53 AM »
no, not saying they smell like shit, but more like a bad fart, not very bad fart.. just a bad one... lol
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 11:41:34 PM »
That has to be the strangest thread title in a while...
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 01:35:04 AM »
lol, it's kinda logic that chicken eggs smell like chicken ass, although i never smelt any chicken's ass to say it for sure. Any from that assumption i would never associate the smell of the eggs with ass, and it actually depends (as it was said above) on how it's done, i ate some salad with eggs, probably never noticed the singular smell of the eggs, but normally the salad smells like...salad. Carrots leave allot of smell behind, if you don't like 'ass' smell, just put in some carrots.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 05:00:24 AM »
Well.. eggs are shat out of an area excessively close to the -chicken- ass, correct? I think egg whites are good, the rest smells like ass, yes.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 04:14:08 PM »
Eggs taste wonderful scrambled, hardboiled, etc. but smell god awful.  Just after cooking they're fine, but if they sit for more than a minute they start to stink.
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 09:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Delfos on August 09, 2007, 01:35:04 AM
lol, it's kinda logic that chicken eggs smell like chicken ass, although i never smelt any chicken's ass to say it for sure.

Oh, thank God.

So...shat, huh?  Is that officially the past tense of shit?
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 12:43:47 PM »
I would have to say I agree with Sovereign pixie!! They are most definitely linked with that area in some weird way.......dunno how!!!1
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 05:49:32 PM »
Quote from: New Callande on August 10, 2007, 12:43:47 PM
I would have to say I agree with Sovereign pixie!! They are most definitely linked with that area in some weird way.......dunno how!!!1

My question...do you mean the shell, or the yolk, or even cooked eggs?  And how would one truly know what chicken ass smells like unless one has smelled it?
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2007, 01:35:45 AM »
By ass, I mean fart.

And im not saying I wont eat them in baked food, but when their boiled, or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!
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Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2007, 01:42:50 AM »
Yeah they do have a weird smell when made certain ways.
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