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Title: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on August 07, 2007, 11:53:31 PM
Having a debate with a friend, they eat egg salad, harboiled eggs, and what not, on a nearly daily basis, I say that eggs smell like ass, and thus probably should not be eaten. They say my sense of smell is wonky, and that eggs in no way shape or form smell like ass.

So, im bringing the debate to the masses!
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Myroria on August 08, 2007, 12:38:36 AM
Depends what you mean by "ass"

If you mean they smell like feces, no.

If you mean they smell bad/horrible, yes.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Of Crazed on August 08, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
I don't know if they smell like ass, but they do smell like stink bombs and via extension they smell like ass.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Ryazania on August 08, 2007, 12:56:21 AM
They taste great! If you didn't eat anything that had eggs in it, you might as well give up baked food.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Talmann on August 08, 2007, 04:02:01 AM
Not voting. But I will give you this to fight with, SD, think about it: Where, exactly, do eggs come from?
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on August 08, 2007, 05:33:53 AM
no, not saying they smell like shit, but more like a bad fart, not very bad fart.. just a bad one... lol
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Trey on August 08, 2007, 11:41:34 PM
That has to be the strangest thread title in a while...
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Delfos on August 09, 2007, 01:35:04 AM
lol, it's kinda logic that chicken eggs smell like chicken ass, although i never smelt any chicken's ass to say it for sure. Any from that assumption i would never associate the smell of the eggs with ass, and it actually depends (as it was said above) on how it's done, i ate some salad with eggs, probably never noticed the singular smell of the eggs, but normally the salad smells like...salad. Carrots leave allot of smell behind, if you don't like 'ass' smell, just put in some carrots.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Xyrael on August 09, 2007, 05:00:24 AM
Well.. eggs are shat out of an area excessively close to the -chicken- ass, correct? I think egg whites are good, the rest smells like ass, yes.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Allama on August 09, 2007, 04:14:08 PM
Eggs taste wonderful scrambled, hardboiled, etc. but smell god awful.  Just after cooking they're fine, but if they sit for more than a minute they start to stink.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 09:45:10 PM
lol, it's kinda logic that chicken eggs smell like chicken ass, although i never smelt any chicken's ass to say it for sure.

Oh, thank God.

So...shat, huh?  Is that officially the past tense of shit?
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: New Callande on August 10, 2007, 12:43:47 PM
I would have to say I agree with Sovereign pixie!! They are most definitely linked with that area in some weird way.......dunno how!!!1
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Trey on August 10, 2007, 05:49:32 PM
I would have to say I agree with Sovereign pixie!! They are most definitely linked with that area in some weird way.......dunno how!!!1

My question...do you mean the shell, or the yolk, or even cooked eggs?  And how would one truly know what chicken ass smells like unless one has smelled it?
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on August 11, 2007, 01:35:45 AM
By ass, I mean fart.

And im not saying I wont eat them in baked food, but when their boiled, or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: kor on August 11, 2007, 01:42:50 AM
Yeah they do have a weird smell when made certain ways.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Delfos on August 11, 2007, 02:35:03 AM
as i recall, ass and fart are different smells, even any fart can be distinguished to another (ewwwwwwwww), do you mean generally, eggs smell like what can be a fart? interesting... is an egg the same as a fart?
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Trey on August 13, 2007, 03:16:18 AM
By ass, I mean fart.

And im not saying I wont eat them in baked food, but when their boiled, or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

OK, that is true.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Prydania on August 13, 2007, 05:22:45 AM
Having a debate with a friend, they eat egg salad, harboiled eggs, and what not, on a nearly daily basis, I say that eggs smell like ass, and thus probably should not be eaten. They say my sense of smell is wonky, and that eggs in no way shape or form smell like ass.

So, im bringing the debate to the masses!
Dear G-d, you actually started a topic about this ;D
Anyway, yeah, I'll have to agree, they smell like *ass.

*smelling like ass meaning they smell like a bad fart.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Allama on August 13, 2007, 06:07:55 PM
or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

INDEED.  That revolting stuff is Satan incarnate.
Title: Re: Do eggs smell like ass?
Post by: Trey on August 13, 2007, 06:17:57 PM
or worse, used to make the satanic concoction known as egg salad, they fucking smell liike ass!

INDEED.  That revolting stuff is Satan incarnate.

Actually, Satan Incarnate just announced he's leaving the White House at the end of the month, but that's beside the point.  Egg Salad is awful.