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Title: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 06:02:41 PM
What are your peronsal theory's?

like i think Santa, when its not around x-mass, is a jigglo.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 20, 2007, 06:29:43 PM
My theory is that Ontario Hydro is trying to keep me down.... I just spent an hour doing some programming, was in the process of saving when the power flicked off for a second and then flicked back on corrupting the files and ruining the game I was working on. The time frame is too narrow to be anything except an elaborate conspiracy.

Well anyway, I'm going to go reset the digital clocks of the house.... you win this round you bastards!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Gulliver on October 20, 2007, 06:46:56 PM
What's with the genitive case? Where is the article? What is being possessed?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 20, 2007, 08:11:28 PM
Quote from: Pragmia
What's with the genitive case?

The case has to be something.... why not genitive?

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Where is the article?

In the newspaper of course

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What is being possessed?

Your body.... by evil spirits...
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 08:17:27 PM
of tacos minons...
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 20, 2007, 08:19:23 PM
They have to feed somehow Bara
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 20, 2007, 08:22:00 PM
i know that, Social Services could take them away if you don't feed them!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Algerianbania on October 21, 2007, 03:30:13 AM
Bara is really a super-smart Russian secret agent genius acting as a spy against the US and he will one day try to kill us all!!! Really!

No, I'm just kidding.  ;D

But he is responsible for killing all the pandas.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 21, 2007, 04:46:39 AM
Hey, give credit where credit is due!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 21, 2007, 12:57:38 PM
Bara is really a super-smart Russian secret agent genius acting as a spy against the US and he will one day try to kill us all!!! Really!

No, I'm just kidding.  ;D

But he is responsible for killing all the pandas.


My covers blown!How did you know!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: El Droyal on October 21, 2007, 03:15:07 PM
I think the Easter Bunny has another job. Something dark and disturbing. He isnt who people say he is. He comes across all cute and cuddly but no. Just look at him -:

(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3233/evilbunnynn4.jpg)
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 21, 2007, 03:17:27 PM
OMG! RUN KID!

By the way, i think Bareny is a terriost. The picture says it!

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/8f/Barney_Terrorist.jpg/180px-Barney_Terrorist.jpg)
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: El Droyal on October 21, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
So that's where Bin Laden has been hiding
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 21, 2007, 03:40:57 PM
no, hes hiding at mTV. just that nobody will belive me.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: El Droyal on October 21, 2007, 05:48:24 PM
Well I beleive you  ::)
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 22, 2007, 03:27:32 AM
El Droyal is actually Bara, who else would believe his jibba-jabber?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 22, 2007, 07:42:41 PM
you know, that kinda makes sense
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Allama on October 26, 2007, 02:23:23 PM
-The government spies on me through my fillings.

-The president of the USA is a mind-controlled alien clone.

-Mexico has invaded the US no less than 8 times (that we know of) and once got all the way to Virginia; the man just hushed it all up.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 26, 2007, 08:45:53 PM
What if Neil is really a guy who hates sex?s
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 26, 2007, 10:37:37 PM
King Arthur is alive and well at the core of the Earth where he rules over the mole people
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 27, 2007, 12:22:19 AM
everybody knows that Taco
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on October 27, 2007, 02:25:05 AM
But what people don't know is that King Arthur made a trip to the surface some years ago to lay out his plan to reclaim the surface world. He knew he needed an identity to travel the world with, a way to gage the hearts of the people and in the world of the 1950's no better magic identity could his wizard Molein weave that that of... Elvis Presley. From time to time Arthur must return to see if his carefully laid plans have grown true and that is why people still see Elvis even though he's "dead".

P.S. HE'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 27, 2007, 12:27:45 PM
holy crap, thars genius!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Cookiepie on October 28, 2007, 11:43:44 PM
um, I think the U.S.A is going to try a hostile takeover of Cookiepie because of  our limitless supply of diamonds, rubies, sapphires, and emeralds. they'll achieve it by sugary breakfast cereals.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Gulliver on October 29, 2007, 08:28:46 PM
I really don't think people are smart enough in most cases to pull together any truly effective and coherent conspiracy.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Miller18 on October 30, 2007, 07:12:20 PM
I really don't think people are smart enough in most cases to pull together any truly effective and coherent conspiracy.
 

I have to agree with that, most people cant keep a secret very long.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Anniane on October 30, 2007, 07:14:50 PM
I really don't think people are smart enough in most cases to pull together any truly effective and coherent conspiracy.

Aha! This proves it... you ARE with them!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on October 30, 2007, 07:29:52 PM
you are to!
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Shadow6 on November 02, 2007, 05:15:41 AM
well i have many theory's first off lets start with Santa i think when it is not Christmas he is involved in the underground dealings of weapons of mass destruction(nukes) Next bush i believe that he planed sep 11 to get our country behind him in order to finish what daddy started.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on November 02, 2007, 08:48:51 PM
i agree with santa, and the bush part, my moomy told me not to talk about polotics, relgion and lesbians.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Kipling on November 18, 2007, 03:21:17 AM
National Geographic as actually a world dominating society of Geography high school teachers who control every thing and hold secret meetings to find out who hasn't done their homework oh! , And worldly matters of course

But keep it "hush hush" if you know what i mean don't want them knowing we know
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Anniane on November 18, 2007, 07:05:11 AM
Do you have any idea how many people read this forum?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Kipling on November 18, 2007, 09:48:37 AM
Do you have any idea how many people read this forum?

yeah , but how many high school geography teachers read RPing forums ?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Anniane on November 19, 2007, 04:19:23 AM
3. It's up to you to figure out which ones.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Tacolicious on November 19, 2007, 05:55:14 AM
Bustos secretly hacks into the forums and deletes post, that's why he's still in the top 5 posters even though he hasn't been logged in to the forums since April.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory's
Post by: Bara on November 19, 2007, 09:54:20 PM
i bet he does.