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Title: Clowns rule!
Post by: Jolkuna on May 07, 2007, 10:32:38 PM
Clowns are embodiments of joy! Through purposeful accidents and ludicrous violence they bring out the best in humans, our ability to laugh at anything and everything!

 :fight:

Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Khem on May 07, 2007, 10:57:57 PM
clowns frighten me at a very deep level.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Delfos on May 07, 2007, 11:04:39 PM
now i'v seen everything in a forum...a clowns rule topic in taijitu..amasing what they think of this days.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Algerianbania on May 08, 2007, 01:06:17 AM
You still have not seen a pandas rule topic in the forums, though you probably all know its true.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 08, 2007, 05:11:16 AM
Hail clowns!
 :fight:
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Tatar on May 08, 2007, 06:13:24 PM
Clowns are embodiments of joy! Through purposeful accidents and ludicrous violence they bring out the best in humans, our ability to laugh at anything and everything!

 :fight:


We must destroy the all clowns in the Taijitu.So I am founding United Anti-Clown Organization. :clap: :clap: :fight: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Delfos on May 08, 2007, 08:29:14 PM
i support the clowns.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Jolkuna on May 08, 2007, 09:56:30 PM
I see the forums are being split in two. A great war will come, do you stand with the clowns or are you against us? I guess only the future will tell.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: kor on May 08, 2007, 10:05:53 PM
It's a trap! Haven't any of you seen Killer Clowns From Outer Space or Stephen King's IT! They were Clowns and they Kill you!!!!!!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 08, 2007, 10:08:27 PM
Propaganda.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: kor on May 08, 2007, 10:10:26 PM
That's just what the clown want you to think!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Khem on May 08, 2007, 10:46:25 PM
agreed!!!!
down with the clowns!!!!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 08, 2007, 10:49:31 PM
Okaaayy... A topic about clowns..... I'm just gonna avoid this... or be against the clowns... I'm confused...
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Delfos on May 08, 2007, 11:25:33 PM
i move my support to the more or less, I STAND NEUTRAL, damn clowns are influencing the media again.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 09, 2007, 12:56:08 AM
Yep. Damn Clowns are always suffering little children (sort of) and the media, and the politics. Next thing were gonna have is a clown war. 25 years later clowns are evil and we nuked them in a war..... Why did I just say that? (spoil alert..Damn it.)
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Gulliver on May 09, 2007, 01:03:05 AM
I am against clowns. They intend to murder us all in our sleep.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 09, 2007, 01:06:09 AM
See! Everybody gets suffered by damn clowns!!!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Daimiaen on May 09, 2007, 01:31:36 AM
Clowns are just plain wrong.....
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: kor on May 09, 2007, 02:20:28 AM
More Proof That Clowns are evil. First we have a clown making a little girl cry!
(http://www.oinkernet.com/badclown.jpg)
Then We have two Clown Molesting this poor woman!
(http://photo.kstaken.com/pictures/clown-jacked.jpg)
Thirdly we have a Clown being arrested by a policeman!
(http://hometown.aol.com/gjl3photo/clwn-cop.jpg)
And this last one speaks for itself!
(http://hometown.aol.com/gjl3photo/ribbon-tp.jpg)
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Algerianbania on May 09, 2007, 03:13:13 AM
We need to respect our clown enemies. Though they may want to eat us, rape us, beat us, and make us cry, they still need our respect. And then we can send in the Army to come down on their asses.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 09, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
The first picture is photoshopped, the woman in the second is smiling, the third one is a prime example of prejudice against clowns and the last one is just a blatant lie, much to the effect of "guns don't kill people" and "taxation is bad."
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Allama on May 09, 2007, 02:33:21 PM
I briefly considered dropping out of university to become a clown, after finally going to the circus and being thrilled and full of joy.  A life of adventure, always seeing new places and new people, thrilling children and cavorting like a fool for an applauding crowd... how truly wonderful!  I decided to stay, though, so I could get a degree.

Then I stopped going anyway.  Suck it, college!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Seixo on May 09, 2007, 02:46:16 PM
Clowns suck!

I would like to join the United Anti-Clown Organization. Togheter we can  erradicate all clowns.

 >:D
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Delfos on May 09, 2007, 03:36:24 PM
clowns or not have the right to exist!  join the United Anti-Anti-Clown Organization
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Seixo on May 09, 2007, 03:43:17 PM
We shall protect our homes from those dreadful clowns!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Tatar on May 09, 2007, 06:29:00 PM
We shall protect our homes from those dreadful clowns!
I agree.We must destroy all clowns in this region.The clowns are not human.They are animals.I will fight against all clowns and their supporters in the taijitu.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 10, 2007, 11:46:02 PM
You know what? since I'm bored and all. I'm joining the Anti-Anti-Clown Organization! Hey can we start a war against clowns (Evil Grin On)
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Algerianbania on May 11, 2007, 01:48:32 AM
I briefly considered dropping out of university to become a clown, after finally going to the circus and being thrilled and full of joy.  A life of adventure, always seeing new places and new people, thrilling children and cavorting like a fool for an applauding crowd... how truly wonderful!  I decided to stay, though, so I could get a degree.

Then I stopped going anyway.  Suck it, college!

You...a clown? I really don't see it.

I shall make the United Anti-"Anti/Anti-Anti"-Clown Organization! We oppose the United Anti-Clown Organization and the Untied Anti-Anti-Clown Organization.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Delfos on May 11, 2007, 02:11:32 AM
lets distribute guns for everyone, shoot clowns at sight, DEATH TO CLOWNS! no wait
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Durnia on May 11, 2007, 08:15:43 PM
There's a boy at my school who's scared of clowns, I call him clown-boy, reading this thread makes me think that I should stop.

Anyway, clowns are fun.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Anniane on May 11, 2007, 09:13:01 PM
I think Killer Klowns from Outer Space clearly explains the true intent of these purported entertainers. They are evil, evil beings and sowers of discord.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Varkour on May 11, 2007, 09:38:54 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/78/204461821_2c8169d2e0.jpg)

ARGH!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 11, 2007, 09:45:59 PM
HOLY S***!!!!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Varkour on May 11, 2007, 09:48:29 PM
Yeah!

I had nightmares about that film... LOL :P
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 11, 2007, 09:59:44 PM
YOU WATCHED THAT MOVIE :o!?!? I heard that movie utterly complete crap & scary bull$#&@!!!!!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Varkour on May 11, 2007, 10:03:13 PM
Well I saw it when i was a kid, so... :P


Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Nobody on May 11, 2007, 10:11:03 PM
Wow... Being a kid watching that movie and giving u nightmares!!! Tripple A+!!! Plus it was complete crap and scary!!!!!  God I hate 1980 horror movies. They have no common sense of a plot line.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Varkour on May 11, 2007, 10:13:23 PM
Tripple A+! Woohoo...

Not all of them suck... What about The Shining?
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on May 11, 2007, 10:19:54 PM
 Very few things are as disturbing as the idea of a middle aged pot bellied man running around with caked on highly contrasting facial paint, flamboyantly prancing about in psychedelically coloured yet androgynous garmets, spreading fear, loathing, and all around psychological discomfort. A truly atavistic endeavor if ever such a thing existed.

 I am a libertarian, taxation is in fact bad, a gun would be a paperweight without some demented psycho who should have been casterated pulling the trigger, and clowns are indeed evil. I am for the legalisation of prostitution, and of most drugs, clowns though, they gotta go!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 11, 2007, 10:35:49 PM
You guys just lack a sense of humour, that's all.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Larry on May 11, 2007, 10:38:23 PM
No, you lack a sense of self-preservation.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 11, 2007, 11:05:51 PM
Self-what?
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Larry on May 11, 2007, 11:14:41 PM
"Self preservation is part of an animal's instinct that demands that the organism survives. Pain and fear are parts of this mechanism."

Obviously, those who have developed a fear of clowns are less likely to be killed in a clown-related accident.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 11, 2007, 11:18:09 PM
Yay, I've transcended to a state above animals!
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Larry on May 11, 2007, 11:41:51 PM
I'd say you've fallen to a state below animals, actually, if you lack such a basic instinct. Then again, I'm more of a 'glass is half-empty' guy.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 11, 2007, 11:44:33 PM
But which way is above and which way is below? Am I not closer to perfection? Could it be that you must discard the basic to move on to embrace the more advanced?
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Larry on May 11, 2007, 11:57:26 PM
Don't get all philosophical with me. Although, while we're on the subject, isn't the idea of perfection rather subjective? For example, are H.G. Well's fictional future race more or less advanced than us?

Organisms are programmed, if you will, with instincts that help us survive; could the human race possibly evolve beyond the need for them? Wouldn't this eventually lead to extinction as other, more competitive, animals become stronger and faster?

For the record, I don't believe you are a higher level of human just because you like clowns. Start glowing in the dark or something, then we'll talk.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on May 12, 2007, 12:20:10 AM
I'm with Larry on this one, clowns are teh suxx0rz.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 12, 2007, 12:26:28 AM
Who said I like clowns? I just don't fear them.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Larry on May 12, 2007, 12:33:58 AM
Yeah, that's how it starts. Then, before you know it, you find yourself running away to join the circus. I've seen it all before.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Solnath on May 12, 2007, 01:53:12 AM
Nonsense, that would ne- ReSiStAnCe Is FuTiLe, PrEpArE tO bE aSsImIlAtEd.
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Allama on May 14, 2007, 11:51:25 AM
You...a clown? I really don't see it.

Clearly you don't know me very well.  The real reason I only go online from my office:
(click to show/hide)

Hooray, it's clown time!

(http://www.nwrbcrc.org/dancing%20clown.JPG)
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Algerianbania on May 14, 2007, 11:31:46 PM
*gasp* What hath God wrought?
Title: Re: Clowns rule!
Post by: Anniane on May 15, 2007, 12:24:52 AM
Oh no... they are among us!