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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3375 on: November 08, 2007, 06:43:35 PM »
Umm... weigh him down in soggy clothes and give him a double-sided pneumonia?
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3376 on: November 08, 2007, 06:48:00 PM »
* Death... comes for Bara's mind, but realizes he took it long ago.

"who do i have to fuck to get a drink around here."
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3377 on: November 08, 2007, 06:51:27 PM »
I think that would be Larry...
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3378 on: November 08, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »
"Even without sexual intercourse I would fill your glass. There is no one behind the counter anyway. So what do you want to drink?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3379 on: November 08, 2007, 07:07:19 PM »
*runs behind the counter*

i is the bartender.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3380 on: November 08, 2007, 08:34:56 PM »
"I would like a "Pangalactic Thunderhammer" then"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3381 on: November 08, 2007, 10:03:13 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on November 08, 2007, 06:43:35 PM
Umm... weigh him down in soggy clothes and give him a double-sided pneumonia?

*Taco removes all his clothes as a defense from the ionized heavy water*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3382 on: November 09, 2007, 05:13:19 AM »
"crown royal, straight up."
* Death... averts his eyes from the shelless taco.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3383 on: November 09, 2007, 07:46:27 AM »
This is great, I can feel the breeze on my stuffing
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3384 on: November 09, 2007, 10:18:12 PM »
Taco, your werid.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3385 on: November 10, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »
Uh...huh...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3386 on: November 10, 2007, 09:03:48 AM »
see my signature....
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Offline Cookiepie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3387 on: November 10, 2007, 04:41:58 PM »
*Walks in to bar*"Hi, can I have a cookie and some milk?"
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3388 on: November 10, 2007, 05:42:30 PM »
"Wow a new face. First cookie is on me"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3389 on: November 10, 2007, 07:44:32 PM »
i dont like milk. never did like the taste. tasted werid to me....yeah.
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