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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3360 on: November 06, 2007, 08:56:05 PM »
Larry, i think the hand doesnt like me....its making sexual remarks at me....
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3361 on: November 06, 2007, 09:01:44 PM »
*grabs a knife and chops off the hand*

Happy now?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3362 on: November 06, 2007, 09:24:02 PM »
HAHA! You chopped off the hand that he used to hold the vial of poison!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3363 on: November 06, 2007, 09:30:05 PM »
Agh! Dammit!

*picks up the hand carefully*

You know, I've just realised that all this is inevitably going to lead to an awful pun about second-hand shops, so I'm just going to wrap this up now and go to a hospital.

*leaves*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3364 on: November 06, 2007, 09:41:21 PM »
wow, that guy was a idiot.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3365 on: November 06, 2007, 11:22:03 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on November 06, 2007, 08:48:34 PM
Hell no!

*breaks off the leg of a bar stool and does a text-book impaling of Larry's heart.*

There, now Taco, let's settle this the manly way, a drinking contest followed by a matching game of which of the Taijitu ladies faces in the pictures above the bar belongs to which semi-nude body, eh?

Well that should be easy since I took most of those pictures. *Taco slams back some shots and uses the empty shot glasses to build a 1/10th scale replica of the Taj Mahal*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3366 on: November 07, 2007, 12:15:24 AM »
*knocks into the glasses*

You know taco, your picking that up.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3367 on: November 07, 2007, 04:22:12 AM »
Alrighty *Taco smooshes Bara's face into the broken fragments of glass until they get good and stuck in there* There, all picked up but you gotta clean up that blood.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3368 on: November 07, 2007, 06:21:40 PM »
"So it seems it is not computer games but Taco's that bring violence into the world. Who would have thought that of all things?"
"So is this poison hydrocyanic acid? I like the taste of almonds."
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« Last Edit: November 07, 2007, 06:24:01 PM by Pachamama »
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3369 on: November 07, 2007, 08:28:57 PM »
wheres a vampire where you need one? and wheres the Bara Aid Kit? i need the "In Case of Taco Attacks me" section.s
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3370 on: November 07, 2007, 09:33:53 PM »
In case Taco attacks:

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3371 on: November 07, 2007, 09:36:58 PM »
no, i have a anti-taco spray in there.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3372 on: November 07, 2007, 09:38:52 PM »
*Taco points out that anti-Taco spray is made by one of Taco's companies and is actually just water*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3373 on: November 08, 2007, 05:13:20 PM »
*sprays Taco with ionized heavy water*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3374 on: November 08, 2007, 05:37:41 PM »
hows that supposed to work?
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