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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3240 on: October 23, 2007, 07:18:24 PM »
Sheesh! That was overdramatic.

Also, I really should say 'sheesh' more often.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3241 on: October 23, 2007, 08:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on October 23, 2007, 07:27:51 AM
*Taco gets Bara laid*

Do you need a bigger miracle to prove my godliness?

P.S. Flem ripped us both off  :D

you got me laid with Larrys dog, and under gunpoint.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3242 on: October 23, 2007, 08:26:21 PM »
What the hell, Taco?! Why would you do that? That's just sick!

Well, that settles it. You clearly aren't God. Although you may well be Satan.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3243 on: October 23, 2007, 08:30:35 PM »
Burn the Evil One!

*grabs a Torch and a Pitchfork*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3244 on: October 23, 2007, 08:36:38 PM »
Torches and pitchforks are so outdated. Get with the times, man!

*grabs a flamethrower and machine gun*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3245 on: October 23, 2007, 08:39:44 PM »
Man, your right

*Grabs a chainsaw and a flamethrower*

Kill the Hertic!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3246 on: October 23, 2007, 08:43:07 PM »
Wait, where is he?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3247 on: October 23, 2007, 08:46:09 PM »
*looks around*

Just burn the place!

*Starts unleashing flame everywhere*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3248 on: October 23, 2007, 08:54:57 PM »
*joins Bara in setting everything on fire, including himself*

Gah! Fire hot! Eh, whatever.

*continues to torch the place, laughing manically*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3249 on: October 23, 2007, 08:55:45 PM »
Isnt this fun? Wait, i think i see him! hes in the kitchen!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3250 on: October 23, 2007, 08:56:51 PM »
Ok let's look over the main idea:

1) Taco is the devil
2) The devil lives in hell
3) Hell is full of eternally burning flames
4) Our response is to burn Taco

Can anyone else see the fault here?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3251 on: October 23, 2007, 09:02:40 PM »
He's trying to distract us with logic! Get him!

*charges forward with the flamethrower*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3252 on: October 23, 2007, 09:03:22 PM »
WAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

*Rushes taco*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3253 on: October 23, 2007, 09:12:22 PM »
*sets Taco on fire and runs away quickly*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3254 on: October 23, 2007, 09:14:14 PM »
*starts up his chainsaw, cuts off tacos legs, then runs off with larry*

You know, this is fun
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