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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2880 on: September 19, 2007, 03:42:18 AM »
Exactly, from now until the end of time you are being kicked in groin. Enjoy.
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Offline Eientei

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2881 on: September 19, 2007, 06:36:56 AM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on September 19, 2007, 03:42:18 AM
Exactly, from now until the end of time you are being kicked in groin. Enjoy.

No man deserves that fate!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2882 on: September 19, 2007, 11:20:55 PM »
bara does
kick statue in the groin
you do it now
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2883 on: September 20, 2007, 03:34:20 AM »
*Taco goes back to drinking*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2884 on: September 20, 2007, 05:37:03 AM »
yay drinking and drunkenness
grabs a bottle with russian wording
vodka is just what i want
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2885 on: September 20, 2007, 08:29:08 PM »
*Akka-Wkka melts into the room and orders a round of fermented pink waffles for everyone.
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2886 on: September 20, 2007, 08:54:08 PM »
Finally!  Another drink!!  (I am assuming fermented pink waffles is/are a drink)     ::)

Thanks, Akka-Wakka!!   :drunks:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2007, 08:56:10 PM by Ess »
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2887 on: September 20, 2007, 10:50:06 PM »
I think they are just pink waffles that have been fermented into...something that may possibly be considered almost not quite like beer
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2888 on: September 21, 2007, 12:24:40 AM »
But it'll git'cha hammered, right?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2889 on: September 21, 2007, 07:41:40 PM »
guys, you do know that i can still talk? and, if im good enough, ill annoy you guys so much, that you'll desotry me, and ill live agian!

*begans singing "Its Peaunt Butter Jelly time*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2890 on: September 21, 2007, 07:53:08 PM »
sad thing is i come up with my best ideas drunk
creates 3-ply laminated (about 3 inches bullet and for the most part sound proof) lexan box over bara
and back to the pink waffles
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2891 on: September 21, 2007, 08:04:47 PM »
hmmmmm....i got a idea!

*shakes himself, and smashes the sttue into a millon pecies, and walks through the fornt door*

HELLZ YEAH!
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2892 on: September 21, 2007, 09:07:52 PM »
Amidst all of this something IS missing.
Ah yes.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2893 on: September 21, 2007, 09:11:26 PM »
a drunk not drunk ha
drinks some more vodka
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2894 on: September 22, 2007, 12:57:11 AM »
Its good to be back!
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