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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1125 on: May 17, 2007, 01:57:27 AM »
*Gets up from the bar*

Ok Alger, it's time to go off to the happy hotel.

*Pulls out tazer*

Don't worry, if you're drunk enough, this won't hurt a bit.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1126 on: May 17, 2007, 02:03:55 AM »
"I've told you a billion times. I'm not crazy, I just bought some new glasses."
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1127 on: May 17, 2007, 03:20:26 AM »
I dunno...You look pretty...crazy...to me.  I'm watching you. 

*Walks back to the bar.*

Time for another shot of Hak'len.  Anyone care to join me for a drink of death?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1128 on: May 17, 2007, 03:32:49 AM »
Quote from: Allama on May 16, 2007, 05:15:57 PM
"Why, thank you.  I do enjoy a nice champagne.  The world is spinning clockwise for me on this fine evening, though I may ask it to reverse direction later.  And you?"

Seems to be spinning a lot faster for me now, or maybe you're just so beautiful you just make time stand still (Yay physics pickup lines!)  :drunks:
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1129 on: May 17, 2007, 04:42:23 AM »
Great Pick up line...

*Looks over to Allama*

Some people are such idiots...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1130 on: May 17, 2007, 06:01:22 AM »
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1131 on: May 17, 2007, 02:48:05 PM »
"I think it may be spinning a little too fast for you, honey."

* Alana walks over to the other end of the bar to get a shot of Hak'len.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1132 on: May 18, 2007, 12:33:39 AM »
So, Alana, how's life treating you?
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1133 on: May 18, 2007, 12:38:17 AM »
*Walks in looking very distracted and sits down and looks off into space*
 :wb:
Oh, right... A glass of Auslese, bitte. Weiße Wein.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1134 on: May 18, 2007, 11:58:08 AM »
Allama just out of interest - while all of the bar hv been mooning over u - hv u actuli ad 2 buy a drink?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1135 on: May 18, 2007, 12:21:51 PM »
*drifts into the Taijitu Taven for the first time, forgetting that it's 9:18 AM in Teoghlach, and choosing only to drink away the sorrows of the stale remnants of cheese left on his collar from a protestor*

Make it a vodka and orange juice, on the rocks... 
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1136 on: May 18, 2007, 06:38:41 PM »
Heysh Teego! Welshcome to thesh Tavrun. Lesh me buys you a beer and gish ya shum advish. Dun make phishics pick-ups... They'ls alshways brek yer heart...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1137 on: May 18, 2007, 06:55:49 PM »
"Oh orsis, don't be silly!  ...of course I never buy my own drinks."

* Alana turns back to Latagon.

"Life has been treating me pretty well, aside from the occasional need to 'deal with' over-ambitious men.  The world is beautiful in spring and my job has been picking up a bit.  How's it been for you?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1138 on: May 18, 2007, 07:48:15 PM »
*Taco passes out after yet another forgotten night and begins to dream* ...super.... ....super...metroids.... ..... ..... ..... .....  SAMUS NO!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1139 on: May 18, 2007, 11:55:32 PM »
*looks down at Taco, then back up at the barkeep*

I'll have whatever on earth he was having... double!
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