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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #840 on: April 17, 2007, 01:16:16 AM »
"Never" he cries left dead on the floor
his mother walks in and kills the chinese dude for sure with an AK 47
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #841 on: April 17, 2007, 01:24:01 AM »
I think we need a weapons check in at the door of this place........
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #842 on: April 17, 2007, 01:24:51 AM »
*Horrified by the terrible music that is being played, Algerianbania is temporarily stunned out of shock, Never the less, he eventually finds another guitar and begins to play the opening to "For Whom the Bells Toll" by Metallica (may they rest in peace).*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #843 on: April 17, 2007, 01:28:34 AM »
WOW @ CL's verses! LOL  :D  :clap:  :clap:

The REAL next verse:

"Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar

The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car

Irony was what befell me Great Grand-Uncle Sam

He choked upon the very last potato in the land

Conor lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms

Until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms

And dear old Father Flanagan, who left the Lord's employ

Drunk on sacramental wine, beneath the altar boy

*Marsos and CL join in for chorus*

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again! One more time!
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #844 on: April 17, 2007, 01:43:08 AM »
 :clap: :clap: :clap: Thanks Talmann. Everyone was awesome, we should do this again.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #845 on: April 17, 2007, 02:00:06 AM »
Never! The tavern shall never die. It shall live on forever!
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #846 on: April 17, 2007, 02:18:18 AM »
Ai, I found the song, really catchy and jokes, the best part that it the melody fits with my verse haha.
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Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #847 on: April 17, 2007, 02:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Chinese Loyalist on April 17, 2007, 01:43:08 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap: Thanks Talmann. Everyone was awesome, we should do this again.
Impromptu songs are a tradition of Talmann's and my school choir. Perhaps it should be a tradition in the Taijitu tavern.  :drunks:
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #848 on: April 17, 2007, 02:29:09 AM »
Wo, we're nto finish!

Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin,
The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin,
Me only wish is, when the Saviour comes for me and you,
He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too.

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"Now everybody's died so until our tears are dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again."
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #849 on: April 17, 2007, 03:11:47 AM »
 :shrug:  :-\ Whoops... I blame Marsos for not putting that verse in the PM  >:(
 :D Just joking... Now... perhaps tomorrow another song...?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #850 on: April 17, 2007, 10:53:30 AM »
* Solnath flips the electricity off so the godawful noise would stop.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #851 on: April 17, 2007, 12:48:36 PM »
*Emerges from under a table and removes the cotton wool from his ears*

Thank God that's over.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #852 on: April 17, 2007, 12:53:53 PM »
*Emerges from beneath the table, peering about warily to make sure everything is over

"Shit, I forgot it's too dark to see."

*Hides under table again, but grabs her drink off the top first this time
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #853 on: April 17, 2007, 01:50:11 PM »
*Opens the door noticing the inside is dark.*

*flips down IR-googles*

Hey! bartender, give me a double of rum!

Hello Al' what are you dooing under the table?
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #854 on: April 17, 2007, 01:59:59 PM »
*Peeks out from behind tablecloth

"Hiding... and drinking.  Mostly drinking."
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