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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #870 on: April 18, 2007, 04:03:13 AM »
"Metal is greater than Scottish music!"
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #871 on: April 18, 2007, 08:13:14 AM »
* Solnath sighs.

"Auld lang syne..."
 
* Solnath reloads his Lüger.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #872 on: April 18, 2007, 01:38:01 PM »
*Regains consciousness and beats the living piss out of Algerianbania.  He is taken out of the tavern on a stretcher and the ambulance departs to the applause of the crowd.

"Now for some peace and quiet... that sobered me up, I need more wine!"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #873 on: April 18, 2007, 01:47:41 PM »
I got that riiigh-cha!
*hands Allama a large bottle of red wine*
*grabs a couple Heinekens for hisself*
 :drunks:
Now we need some German songs!

Wer Lebenslust fühlet, der bleibt nicht allein.
Allein sein ist öde, wer kann sich da freu'n?
     Wer Lebenslust fühlet, der bleibt nicht allein.
     Allein sein ist öde, wer kann sich da freu'n?
Allein sein ist öde, wer kann sich da freu'n?
 
Im traulichen Kreise, beim Herzlichen Kuss,
beisammen zu leben ist Seelengenuss.
     Im traulichen Kreise, beim Herzlichen Kuss,
     ist Seelengenuss. Ist Seelengenuss.
Im traulichen Kreise, beim Herzlichen Kuss,
beisammen zu leben ist Seelengenuss.
     ...beisammen zu leben ist Seelengenuss.
     Ist Seelengenuss. Ist Seelengenuss!

*drinks entire bottle of Heineken*
Ahh..
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #874 on: April 18, 2007, 03:46:25 PM »
*can't understand a word of german so resorts to shouting "You lost the bloody war!"*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #875 on: April 18, 2007, 04:05:33 PM »
* Solnath says, "Ist es so?" while fixing his red armband decorated with a psi.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #876 on: April 18, 2007, 07:54:10 PM »
*Wonders where everybody went*

Ah, screw it.

*Goes over to play a solitary game of darts*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #877 on: April 18, 2007, 10:35:00 PM »
*Attempts to use Jedi mind powers*

You'll buy me a beer...
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #878 on: April 18, 2007, 10:39:24 PM »
*uses Sith powers*
You WILL buy me a beer!
*random person says no*
Then DIE!!
*uses lightning and choke, then pulls out lightsaber and guts everyone*
*Takes beer from a dead guy*
HA!
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #879 on: April 18, 2007, 10:54:58 PM »
*Uses Jedi mind trick on cute ladies at the end of the bar*

You want to come back to my place
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #880 on: April 18, 2007, 10:57:46 PM »
You're DEAD, Jedi!
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #881 on: April 18, 2007, 11:05:40 PM »
I'm already back at my place with yo momma  :-P
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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #882 on: April 18, 2007, 11:19:00 PM »
*gletia walks in and orders a buttcrap of food and then finds the nearst bagpipes and startes playing them horridly
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #883 on: April 18, 2007, 11:44:28 PM »
*Runs up to the bar, jumps and slides along its entirety.*
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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #884 on: April 19, 2007, 12:00:49 AM »
*starts dancing*
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