The Taijitu Tavern

[Talmann]

*Talmann orders a pint and walks over to Marsos*

"Kenny was killed in Kilkenny and Claire, she died in Claire;

Tip from Tipperary died out in the Derry air;

Shannon jumped into the River Shannon back in June;

Ernie fell into the Erne, and Tom is in the Toome

"Cleanliness is godliness," me Uncle Pat would sing

He broke his neck a'slippin' on a bar of Irish Spring

O'Grady, he was eighty, though his bride was just a pup

He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

*Joins Marsos for chorus*
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, then we'll go dinking once again!"

[Marsos]

"Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the banks of Old Doneen,
He took out his shilelagh and he stabbed 'im in the spleen,
Crazy Uncle Mike believes he was a Leprechaun,
In fact he's just a leper and his arms and legs are gone!

When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a crying shame;
he wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame
Mcnamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit,
But he was just a Scotsman so nobody gave an ARGH!"

*Talmann joins in for Chorus*:
"Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"

[Algerianbania]

*Algerianbania finds a random guitar lying around and jumps onto a table and begins to play some hardcore trash metal.*

[Gletia]

Gletia hears the hardcore rock and starts to think that the guy ain't that bad but yet he punches him  takes his guitar and shows him how to really rock hardcore (like Ramones )

[Gulliver]

*Waves to Gletia*

Hello! Always nice to see a new face around, breaks the monotony a great deal...

*Covers ears to avoid listening to the horrid music that fills the room now*

[Gletia]

Punches all the losers that think the wonderful music is horrid  then orders ale all around and every starts sining My Humps by black eyed Peas (from Blades of Glory)

[Union]

*Tries in futile attempt to use his beer bottle as a instrument

I was nothing but a dirty guy, with no shame to show,
Who sneak peeks up fair maidens' skirts to get a cheapskate's show,
Alas I was caught red eyed by an angry cheeky PUR,
Unleash her womanly fury, and knock me down the floor.

Chorus
"Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"

[Gletia]

*starts rocking out with the chinese dude*

[Gulliver]

*Deflects Gletia's punch and breaks Gletia's arm with First Star Punching Method*

[Gletia]

Then gletia's buddy comes and smacks the wolf dude till he starts crying (first made sure he had no friends helping him)

[Union]

This pub is nothing but a mess of fighting barbs and friends,
Can't a guy get a quiet place to waste himself away?
There's nothing better or safer to do, but watch the fights come to,
a bloody end, with a winner, and a bunch of cripple men.

There's nothing quite refreshing, as taking down a pint,
Of fire water brittle with barley malt and hops,
Getting drunk and getting laid, the creed of all us men,
O happy days are soon to come, once the sun rises at seven!

Chorus
"Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"
   

[Gletia]

Gletia Breaks every human at the bar and starts hanging out with aliens

[Union]

"BLOODY FUCK???"

*takes out his pistol, and shoots Gletia in the gut.

[Gletia]

"What the crap, my mate will get you"
 "Sick him golly"
*golly gets a knife and stabs the chinese dude to death

[Union]

*Fakes death on the floor, while the ketchup packets in front of his steel body plate bleeds out of the knife holes. After the culprit turn around, gets up, and gives the guy a Full Metal Steel Toe Kick from behind, jabbing directly up the guy's genitals. Takes out his pistol, and empties the clip in the guys head.

"Can't we all be friends,...you warmongering prick???"