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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #765 on: April 10, 2007, 09:03:05 PM »
*looks at snoltah resutereed and chickles*
Put some colthes on!
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Offline Dysanii

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #766 on: April 10, 2007, 09:04:13 PM »
*Raises himself from the floor, adjusts mask, and opens the window*

"Go flying monkeys! Kill them all!"

*Flying monkeys from Oz zoom into the bar, directly into the Sarlaac Pit.*

"...shit."
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #767 on: April 10, 2007, 09:16:07 PM »
* Solnath realises George Michael is next to him.
* Solnath faints.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #768 on: April 10, 2007, 11:12:33 PM »
*Hands Allama a bottle of Baronauslese Wein*
"Hold this will ya? and don't drink it all..."
*Proceeds to grab daikatana and slices Boba's head off, followed quickly by creating a red panda*

OOC: the same reason I do
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #769 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:34 AM »
*Algerianbania, now red and covered in blood, proceeds to slap Allama in the face. This has no effect since a pandas paw is extremely heavy, thus make the slapping motion excruciatingly slow.*

"I'm screwed."
« Last Edit: April 11, 2007, 02:09:18 PM by PoD Gunner »
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #770 on: April 11, 2007, 01:53:11 AM »
*Arrives wearing tuxedo and flexing some serious muscleage while looking at watch.....

"alright you lot.....aint you got homes to go to.....???"

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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #771 on: April 11, 2007, 09:22:44 AM »
orsis discovers he has an amazing ability for regeneration but is slightly worried by the amount of attention George Michael is paying him - who keeps suggesting a drinking game in the mens room (orsis fears it has little or nothing to do with drinking)
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #772 on: April 11, 2007, 10:21:48 AM »
* Solnath wakes up and orders another Jack Ruby, holstering his magic wand.

(By the way, anyone want to point out the obvious phallic innuendo in the use of wands?)
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #773 on: April 11, 2007, 01:29:42 PM »
*Dodges panda paw, sips Baronauslese Wein, pulls out camera to record the fun*

"This is perfect for my documentary."


(Solnath- I do!  Hehe, penis?)
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #774 on: April 11, 2007, 01:39:05 PM »
* Solnath shoots a large white spider-web out of his wand at Alana.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #775 on: April 11, 2007, 01:42:51 PM »
*Tries to remove spider-web, but it's too sticky*

"Wait... UGH, this isn't webbing!"   :-P
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #776 on: April 11, 2007, 02:05:52 PM »
* Solnath sits down, smiling and pleased.

"To get it off, you must eat it!"
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #777 on: April 11, 2007, 02:18:59 PM »
*Gunner calls a genital janitor to cool things down by using a lot of cold water* Spider man, please stop throwing your web around the joint, somebody could slip on it and break a ribb. I know this isn't a library, but, nonetheless...
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #778 on: April 11, 2007, 02:54:27 PM »
*Leaves to take a shower*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #779 on: April 11, 2007, 03:02:28 PM »
*Opens up beer keg and sticks head in*
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