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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 216846 times)

Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #750 on: April 09, 2007, 07:00:45 PM »
*wakes up from head wound*
"Evenin' mister Potter!"
*almost trips and falls into sarlacc crater*
"Hey that's the thing from star wars that looked like a gaping v...
*enter george lucas*
"No! It was a family movie! Despite the random killings and such!"
"Oh George your funny"
*hits him in the back of the head with a bottle*
"Buyahh!"
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"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #751 on: April 09, 2007, 08:15:26 PM »
"Owie..."

*pulls out cue*

*zaps Algerianbania with the wand, wonder mode activated, turning him into a sheep*

*zaps at Dysanii, shooting flowers*

"Oh well..."

*takes cover*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #752 on: April 09, 2007, 10:19:43 PM »
*Begins to bite and maul everybody*
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Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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It's the chaos fetish theory.  As soon as you think of it, it automatically exists.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #753 on: April 10, 2007, 03:41:41 PM »
Something goes wrong with Solnaths magic and orsis is revived - he then  decides its time for sheep to suffer extinction
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #754 on: April 10, 2007, 04:11:12 PM »
*Takes the opportunity offered by the chaos to hide behind the bar and steal wine bottles*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #755 on: April 10, 2007, 04:16:13 PM »
*upon seeing the wine bottle stealing, Algerianbania crashes threw the bar and knocks the bottle out of Allama's hands.
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Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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It's the chaos fetish theory.  As soon as you think of it, it automatically exists.
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If you have a proplem, blame Soly.

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #756 on: April 10, 2007, 04:59:23 PM »
"NOOOO, not my booze!"

*narrows eyes into a kinda fierce-ish glare and bradishes broken bottle*


(aside: Why did I make myself a violent alcoholic? :drunks::whip:)
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #757 on: April 10, 2007, 07:17:41 PM »
*Wakes up from being knocked out and looks at Allama killing Algerianbania*
God.....youre doing it all wrong!
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #758 on: April 10, 2007, 08:14:58 PM »
"Agreed!"
*rams crack pipe up Boba Fetts nose Invasion USA style"
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"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #759 on: April 10, 2007, 08:49:55 PM »
*looks at Crack Pipe being harmlesst deflteced thanks to his helment*
Hah! Take that sucka!
*pulls out a RPG-7 and a Flame Thrower*
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Torches everything in the Traven and blows up T-town*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #760 on: April 10, 2007, 08:54:08 PM »
*snuggles avatar inside a shield bubble*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #761 on: April 10, 2007, 08:55:47 PM »
*Looks at shield bubble*
huh?
*pops the bubble with a pin and torches Solnath into a firy crisp*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #762 on: April 10, 2007, 08:56:29 PM »
*laughs as the pin does nothing to the bubble*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #763 on: April 10, 2007, 08:57:36 PM »
Youre already dead dim wit
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #764 on: April 10, 2007, 09:01:21 PM »
The irony; it warms my heart.
* Solnath is resurrected by George Michael.
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