The Taijitu Tavern

[Algerianbania]

*Algerianbania walks in and goes directly to the jukebox. He pops in a quarter and selects Thriller by Michael Jackson. Algerianbania then begins to throw out some intense, hardcore dance moves. I mean these are some awesome moves.*

[Allama]

*Starts dancing along, spills her martini*

"FUCK."

[Dysanii]

*Martini spills on his new suit*

"Its gonna one of those days."

*Pulls out nickel-played 45' and walks out of bar, shortly followed by the sounds of screaming and gun shots.*

[Bara]

*looks at ^*
Thats not how you do it
*pulls out a flamethrower and begans to torch everything in sight*

[Solnath]

*freezes the flamethrower and pacifies Boba, again*

[Bara]

Jut asking how do you "Pacify" eolpe?

[Allama]

*Sends out psychedelic hippie vibes (they're like pheromones, or something?) to calm everyone down, including herself*

"Here I am, sipping a drink, tum te tum..."

*Gets bored, starts another brawl for the fun of it*

[Algerianbania]

*sees the thrill of a fight and jumps in. Punches Solnath in the face.*

Suck on it mother fucker.

[Bara]

*watching the fight*
Oh boy
*Pulls out a rocket and fires it into the fight*

[Dysanii]

*During the ruckus, Dysanii hides under a table, holding in one hand a small knife, and in the other Harry Potter.*

"Make a sound, and Ill cut you!"

[Algerianbania]

*Algerianbania sees Harry Potter in danger and steals him from Dysanii.*

[Bara]

*Boba Fett sees Algerianbania steal Harry and he kills them both with a Blaster*

[Algerianbania]

*Harry Potter uses his magic to revive Algerianbania*

[Dysanii]

*Curses, runs out from under the table, throws a pint glass at Boba, uses a snooker cute as a spear and impales Solnath, and resumes to kick Algerianbania the Panda in its big hairy bollocks, taking Harry Potter and throwing him in a cage.*

[Algerianbania]

*trapped in a cage, Algerianbania does the one thing that he knows will freak everyone else out: sing Barbra Streisand songs.*