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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 196648 times)

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #690 on: April 06, 2007, 07:23:52 PM »
orsis has a sudden idea - he runs to the place where wishes come true and wishes for PUR to dance then runs back to catch the action

(check out the granted wwishes thread)
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #691 on: April 06, 2007, 07:31:21 PM »
*respawns and orders a Jack Ruby*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #692 on: April 06, 2007, 11:14:35 PM »
Studies the pole, contemplating if it would fit in "The plan"

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #693 on: April 07, 2007, 05:23:46 PM »
"Respawn, eh?
*sets up gun turrets at strategic points around tavern*
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #694 on: April 07, 2007, 05:36:48 PM »
*drinks orange juice and opens up the console, just in case*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #695 on: April 07, 2007, 07:51:30 PM »
PLANESIDE!
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #696 on: April 07, 2007, 08:14:41 PM »
"Me and the guns will have a gin and tonic."
*drops controls for auto-turrets into gin and tonic*
"Dang!"
*random gunfire ensues" 
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #697 on: April 07, 2007, 08:17:33 PM »
*filps over the a table and take's cover from the gunfire*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #698 on: April 07, 2007, 08:23:41 PM »
"ahh... gute Wien..."
*bullets break wine bottle and glass*
"WAS!! Meine gute Wein!!! Ihr macht mir sehr böse!!!"
*pulls out two rpgs, fires them, pulls out AS-50 and shoots several turrets*
*runs out of ammo*
*pulls out claymore and dents barrels of all remaining turrets, causing them to misfire and explode*

"Zerstör niemals meine Wein."
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #699 on: April 07, 2007, 08:25:11 PM »
"Hmm, that was quick, damn shame though, I only had one payment left on 'em."
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #700 on: April 07, 2007, 09:17:09 PM »
*sighs as bullets and shrapnels fly, missing only barely*
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #701 on: April 07, 2007, 09:27:36 PM »
*proudly proclaims he is invulnerable*
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #702 on: April 07, 2007, 09:33:21 PM »
*waits for orsis to be proven wrong*
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #703 on: April 07, 2007, 09:39:47 PM »
*challenges Solnath to a game of russian roulette (rigged in my favour)*
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #704 on: April 07, 2007, 11:35:56 PM »
*chuckles when a Camel kills oris*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.