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Offline Bustos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4560 on: March 15, 2015, 04:42:23 AM »
*walks over the Syl and plants a flag*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4561 on: March 15, 2015, 11:10:29 AM »
*takes the flag and waves it* Haha~ cool! A flag! *waves the bottle with the other hand* C'mon, let's all drink some moooore~ XD

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4562 on: March 15, 2015, 02:27:47 PM »
 :drunks: :clap:

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4563 on: March 15, 2015, 08:29:56 PM »
And then put flags in empty bottles, so that they make funny SINKBDOINKBZZZZZING sound and don't fall from our hands!

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4564 on: March 15, 2015, 11:49:44 PM »
Okay~ *puts flag on empty bottle but, to dizzy to even see the hole* Can't fit it in D:

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4565 on: March 16, 2015, 02:13:31 AM »
 :shots:
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Offline Erno

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4566 on: March 16, 2015, 11:17:15 AM »
*hits empty bottle by the corner of a table repeatedly, so that bottleneck chips off, and puts own flag inside the glass "cup"*
Yay, it fits now!

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4567 on: March 16, 2015, 12:28:52 PM »
Erno, that's not how you do it... le'mme show you!
*Grabs magnum bottle of champaigne steadily by the bottom cavity, Draws his sword and decapitates the bottle in one Swift stroke, sending the Cork and bottle top flying while he pours the foaming liquid into a pyramid of glasses*

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4568 on: March 16, 2015, 01:43:17 PM »
But... but... but... I could have taken the damaged table home and then sell it to buy more drinks! :'(
*comes up to the bottom of the pyramid, and drowns his newly-found sorrow - as well as the flag - in champaigne*

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4569 on: March 16, 2015, 02:37:12 PM »
 :wine: :trout: :skull: :drunks: ;D :drunk:

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4570 on: March 16, 2015, 04:25:42 PM »
* Comes up the stairs from the basement, lugging a keg of raspberry lambic.

Does anyone know how to tap one of these things?

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4571 on: March 16, 2015, 04:33:54 PM »
A bartender who cant tap a keg?   :o
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4572 on: March 16, 2015, 06:12:32 PM »
Who you callin' a bartender, knave?

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4573 on: March 16, 2015, 06:29:13 PM »
* al' Khem taps it ;)

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4574 on: March 16, 2015, 06:30:45 PM »
*tap tap*   *tap tap*  *tap tap*

I've tapped the keg.   :keke:
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