The Taijitu Tavern

[The Empire]

@ Akka: umm, I was referring to the critters beolw my palace where Bara is fighting them.

@ Xy: Telekinesis?

[Akka-Wakka]

@ Emp: So I am a critter

@ Everyone: OMG Waffles!

[The Empire]

just stay away from the vortexes then will ya Akka?

[Akka-Wakka]

Yup Yup.

* Akka goes off to fight Twitchy in the critter wars.

[The Empire]

Umm.. that's the wrong way Akka! *sees Twithcy and a horde of zombies get sucked into the warp*

[Akka-Wakka]

* Akka Watches Twitchy disappear into the vortex.

* Akka Throes a banana peel in for good measure.

[Bara]

*emerges out of the warp*

Holy....

[Akka-Wakka]

* Akka hands Bara a milkshake.

[Bara]

Yes!

*drinks the milkshake, and looks at emp*

Why did you do that?!

[The Empire]

had to clear the zombies some way... and you didn't look like you would be able to handle the job so I used a little precaution, why?

[Bara]

i had 3 platoons of men with me, and a special weapons squad.

[Akka-Wakka]

I would have used 4. You can never be too careful.

[Bara]

We only have 3 in my company at the time. The rest of the regiment is at Sevgrix, gearing up for deployment to Armageddon.

[Akka-Wakka]

Why are you confusing a company and a regiment?

[Bara]

no, i borught along a entire company to help clear out the zombies. There is only 3 platoons in my company. 3! that's what i brought along! We manged to grab a specail weapons squad before we left from our Regiments Base. THERE TWO DIFFERNT THINGS DAMMN IT!