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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 215476 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4020 on: February 21, 2008, 10:03:55 PM »
where roomies.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4021 on: February 22, 2008, 12:16:25 AM »
Do I get one????   :'(



Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4022 on: February 22, 2008, 01:23:18 AM »
uh..i quess so....

*looks on the list*

Yep. your here. Down the hall, and to the left.

and why are you all in my plane? its quite deadly

*ducks after a mortar blast*

Oh, and watch out for the Orks. They come through this road a lot.

*hops on a bolter and starts attacking some orks*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4023 on: February 22, 2008, 03:43:56 AM »
*throws bara on to his own minefield and watches the fun that ensues*
thats what you get for not giving me one
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4024 on: February 22, 2008, 06:16:00 AM »
Hey can I be tasty #1's roomie?!?!?! PPPLLLEEEAASSEEE!!
*Begging on hands and knees*

you know tasty #! and tasty #2 respectively together... huh huh huh???
*Raises eyebrows up and down*

Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4025 on: February 22, 2008, 09:18:03 AM »
* Neil man of Love! updates the sign.

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CURRENTLY KNOWN PLANES OF EXISTANCE:

neils: you suddenly become a part of the ever loving jello that is neil's life force.

al: a place that reminds one of a never ending library of romance novels, though thats what i was looking for so you might find some other books.

tasty 1 & 2: a place of confusing beauty where men kill one another endlessly for praise from their tasty deities.

canada: for some reason has better tasting beer than any other plane. also a favorite.

warhammer land: i'm still scared....

and that concludes the planes currently explored.

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4026 on: February 22, 2008, 01:55:20 PM »
*shoots reb, then grabs onto a flying Stormboy just in time*


Sucker!

*hops off the Stormboy, and gets back on his bolter*

Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4027 on: February 22, 2008, 03:59:41 PM »
Hey can I be tasty #1's roomie?!?!?! PPPLLLEEEAASSEEE!!
*Begging on hands and knees*

you know tasty #! and tasty #2 respectively together... huh huh huh???
*Raises eyebrows up and down*
* Neil man of Love! updates the sign.

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CURRENTLY KNOWN PLANES OF EXISTANCE:

neils: you suddenly become a part of the ever loving jello that is neil's life force.

al: a place that reminds one of a never ending library of romance novels, though thats what i was looking for so you might find some other books.

tasty 1 & 2: a place of confusing beauty where men kill one another endlessly for praise from their tasty deities.

canada: for some reason has better tasting beer than any other plane. also a favorite.

warhammer land: i'm still scared....

and that concludes the planes currently explored.

Yes! We live together see? Hope you don't mind if we have visitors who try and kill each other to impress us.
*Sits back and sips some wine and watches the fun



Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4028 on: February 22, 2008, 04:21:34 PM »
GIT OFF MY LAND!

*fires a shotgun*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4029 on: February 22, 2008, 04:51:12 PM »
Empy's plane: An erie place where he rules surpreme in his huge, dark steel palace, covered in razor-sharp spines and spikes and piercing the ever present layer of thick dark thunder clouds. The palace is surrounded by a never ending grey-black desert of barren rock, crisscrossed by deep ravines and fast lava-flows. Nothing grows there. Inside the palace, the corridors and rooms form labyrinths of polished metal. Some of the rooms contain vast shelves filled with books, others seem to open up into vast immaculate landscapes until you touch something and realizes that it's all holographic projections. Yet some rooms contain vast banks of computer components while others are vast mechanical workshops filled with machines and tools of all sizes and purpose. Above and below, there are rooms containing everything from small towns to huge industrial facilities, all void of inhabitants. Upon reaching the spire, there are vast marble balconies in all directions paned in with huge windows, looking out over the thick clouds miles below and overlooking the even higher peak of the palace, containing Him and His private chambers in unimaginable luxury.

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4030 on: February 22, 2008, 05:06:15 PM »
Can i come a vist?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4031 on: February 22, 2008, 05:11:11 PM »
sure, but you would be restricted to the sub-levels beneath the palace...

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4032 on: February 22, 2008, 05:16:40 PM »
whats in there?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4033 on: February 22, 2008, 05:22:03 PM »
umm... I don't know, nobody has visited me since I sealed off the palace itself and the ones who used to live there doesn't make any sounds nowdays... odd really, and I think I saw something about an access shaft to the outside from those levels in an ancient blueprint from the first settlement on this place.

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4034 on: February 22, 2008, 05:25:04 PM »
so, i can expect mutants, zombies, rats and dead people?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.