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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 187384 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3930 on: February 17, 2008, 10:13:43 AM »
OW! that got way too close to important parts! Now it's personal!

*Shoots Bara with the plasma pistol until the hydrogen flask is empty and Bara is nothing but vapour*

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3931 on: February 17, 2008, 04:43:36 PM »
*walks in the front door, aims his Shoota at Emp, and fires*

Its on.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3932 on: February 17, 2008, 05:33:07 PM »
Don't shoot me or else, Bara


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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3933 on: February 17, 2008, 05:52:40 PM »
let encase him in cement again that was fun
or we could just chop arms and stuff off
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3934 on: February 17, 2008, 05:54:06 PM »
Let's go for the 'and stuff'

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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3935 on: February 17, 2008, 05:57:19 PM »
ow!!!!!!!!
ummm you can go with  "and stuff" i couldnt bring myself to that
*begins with both arms and most of the arms*
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3936 on: February 17, 2008, 05:58:36 PM »
fiiiiiiiiiiiiine



Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3937 on: February 17, 2008, 06:13:15 PM »
*hand over the meat cleaver and runs like hell*  :o
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3938 on: February 17, 2008, 06:20:44 PM »
*cauterizes the wounds with a glowing hot branding iron to prevent regeneration*

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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3939 on: February 17, 2008, 06:31:56 PM »
good idea and theres more pain
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3940 on: February 17, 2008, 06:40:22 PM »
And you never know what theese half-xenos might do if everyone doesn't follow their duties to the letter

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3941 on: February 17, 2008, 07:22:13 PM »
Wait.....im confused again.....

*fires his shoota randomly*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3942 on: February 17, 2008, 08:55:16 PM »
umm we cut your arms off and your legs "and stuff" too
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3943 on: February 17, 2008, 09:07:48 PM »
right, im sorry

*fires the ignore cannon*

now, it dont matter

*shoots reb*

Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3944 on: February 17, 2008, 09:18:54 PM »
 :smack: