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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3735 on: January 10, 2008, 06:38:50 AM »
Back in the Tavern...

Well, though our regulars aren't here, I propose that every time Bara/now Twitchy changes his alias, he has to buy everyone in Taijitu a drink of their choice. And... as one of the main frequenters of this Tavern, as well as one of its builders, I believe I have enough sway to call this a pseudo-law of the Tavern. (It's gotta be pseudo, because any true law is broken in the Tavern.)
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3736 on: January 10, 2008, 05:46:30 PM »
* Walks into the Tavern and sits down next to Talmann after pouring a glass of absinthe.

"Hey Tal'.  It looks like no one else is here today, aside from that weird-looking portal in the corner (that I'm sure I don't even want to ask about).  We could always liven the place up with a drinking song, neh?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3737 on: January 11, 2008, 01:24:07 AM »
*throws grenade in traven*

Shut up!
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Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3738 on: January 12, 2008, 07:19:54 AM »
Yea! A good ol' fashened (misspelled purposefully) drinkin' song! What think thee, lass, that we be singin'?
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3739 on: January 12, 2008, 02:22:03 PM »
*pokes his head out of the portal*

I can come back into the traven if you want.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3740 on: January 13, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »
*notices Bara is distracted and runs away through the portal world*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3741 on: January 13, 2008, 08:37:44 PM »
*scarthes out larrys name on a piece of paper*

One down, 4 to go
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3742 on: January 13, 2008, 09:01:28 PM »
*Larry, busy fighting ex-ible fiends from perdition, suddenly realises that someone has removed the piece of wood and the portal is closing. Putting on a burst of speed, he leaps away from the monsters and runs madly towards the portal, leaping through just in time. He lands in the Tavern as the portal closes behind him, gets up, and approaches the bar.*

Hey, can I get some nuts? Thanks.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3743 on: January 13, 2008, 09:19:16 PM »
You saying you didn't have nuts beforehand? Dude, we didn't need to know that. Or should I say, dude-ette...
*Slides a cup of walnuts and a drink down to Larry*
Just kidding, man. Have a drink.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3744 on: January 13, 2008, 10:27:04 PM »
*is trapped in the portal thingy8

Well, this isnt so bad....

* a chaingun falls out of the roof*

This...must be heavn*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3745 on: January 14, 2008, 02:42:25 AM »
*leans oer to Larry*
I suppose someone should tell Bara that that dimension spawns chainguns that target anything that moves, huh?
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3746 on: January 14, 2008, 08:00:58 AM »
*chomps away at the nuts, before realising how weird that sounds*

Nah, let him have his fun. I'll go and rescue him in a bit. Maybe.

*sups his drink*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3747 on: January 14, 2008, 04:13:26 PM »
* Stumbles back into the bar room.

"Guysh, ratsh playing pool!  Pool in da kitshenn!  Let'sh shing about it..."

* Passes out.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3748 on: January 14, 2008, 07:35:50 PM »
What was she drinking?

*picks up the bottle lying next to Al*

I don't know what was in this, but there's a skull and crossbones on the label. Think she'll be alright?
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3749 on: January 14, 2008, 08:02:40 PM »
* Mutters in her sleep.

... mmmm... absinthe....
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