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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 232849 times)

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3615 on: December 10, 2007, 06:12:26 PM »
So all we have to do is create a wormhole which comes out over a thousand miles away, go through it, wait for the meteorite to land, then mine all the gold from it.

What could possibly go wrong?
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3616 on: December 10, 2007, 06:29:06 PM »
With a meteorite that big, fast and massive it would crush the earth.
Something like this.

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0ruI7KOZg
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3617 on: December 10, 2007, 06:42:59 PM »
I find that whole scenario highly implausible. Nevertheless, better safe than dead.

*gets out his everything-proof bubble*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3618 on: December 10, 2007, 06:58:48 PM »
*Pulls out his IGNORE gun, walks out the door and aims it at the approaching meteorite*

"Setting on full ignorance wide spread pattern"

IGNORE

"That is going to take care of that"

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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3619 on: December 10, 2007, 07:52:05 PM »
I can't just ignore stuff like that!

Wait, what happens if you're ignoring it and I'm not? Do I still die?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3620 on: December 10, 2007, 08:27:37 PM »
You know, this is all just part of the MMORPG.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3621 on: December 10, 2007, 08:44:13 PM »
*Taco loots the golden asteroid and saves the world while making a tidy profit... win/win*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3622 on: December 10, 2007, 08:44:41 PM »
what about us?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3623 on: December 10, 2007, 08:46:38 PM »
*Taco kicks Bara in the face*

Anyone else got a problem?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3624 on: December 10, 2007, 08:47:19 PM »
*rasies his hand*

i do
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3625 on: December 10, 2007, 08:47:52 PM »
*Kicks Bara in the face harder*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3626 on: December 10, 2007, 08:48:10 PM »
In a classic Romulan pose Pachamama holds up a gold coin.

"This is FAKE"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3627 on: December 10, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »
i was trying to say that.

*takes the coin and eats it*

its chocolate.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3628 on: December 10, 2007, 08:49:31 PM »
Well it's still a in for me because I was just going to spend the gold on chocolate.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3629 on: December 10, 2007, 08:50:01 PM »
can i have some?
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