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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3570 on: December 05, 2007, 10:03:54 PM »
*Taco fakes his death and another Taco walks through the door. The original Taco stands back up*

Now you have to deal with two Tacos
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3571 on: December 05, 2007, 10:14:09 PM »
*eats both tacos, let lets out a massive fart8

oh yeah
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3572 on: December 05, 2007, 10:18:39 PM »
Presumably, now you've eaten both Tacos, both of them are going to walk through the door again. There's only one solution.

*blows up the door with a rocket launcher*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3573 on: December 05, 2007, 11:45:03 PM »
*The door having been shattered into 10,000 pieces results in 20,000 Tacos walking in*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3574 on: December 06, 2007, 08:26:26 AM »
Egad! We're gonna need a lot of flamethrowers...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3575 on: December 07, 2007, 07:16:06 AM »
We got plenty *The Alpha Taco gives a flamethrower to each of his 19,999 comrades and begins to torch everything non-Taco in sight*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3576 on: December 07, 2007, 08:11:32 AM »
*ducks out of the Tavern to avoid the flames, then sends in his horde of mongeese to eat all the Tacos*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3577 on: December 07, 2007, 04:25:31 PM »
Mongeese are not so flame retardant as you'd think... *Taco takes a bite of char-broiled mongeese*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3578 on: December 07, 2007, 04:46:21 PM »
Damn pet shop lied to me...

Let's hope these fireproof turtles fare better.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3579 on: December 07, 2007, 06:33:09 PM »
Opens a dimensional gateway to the Taco home world were all Tacos can live in peace and bliss unhindered.

"There you go guys"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3580 on: December 07, 2007, 06:44:49 PM »
*watches the Tacos leaving through the gateway*

Peaceful solutions, huh? Interesting.

*throws a couple of grenades through the portal and seals it*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3581 on: December 07, 2007, 08:43:35 PM »
No! to fire some rounds in there. crap.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3582 on: December 07, 2007, 09:17:21 PM »
Sorry, the portal's sealed forever. Just shoot Pach for a while instead.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3583 on: December 07, 2007, 09:20:30 PM »
but...hes my friend...
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3584 on: December 07, 2007, 09:22:49 PM »
Alright, here.

*hands Bara a life-sized Taco voodoo doll*
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