The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

Larry, i think the hand doesnt like me....its making sexual remarks at me....

[Larry]

*grabs a knife and chops off the hand*

Happy now?

[The Empire]

HAHA! You chopped off the hand that he used to hold the vial of poison!

[Larry]

Agh! Dammit!

*picks up the hand carefully*

You know, I've just realised that all this is inevitably going to lead to an awful pun about second-hand shops, so I'm just going to wrap this up now and go to a hospital.

*leaves*

[Bara]

wow, that guy was a idiot.

[Tacolicious]

Hell no!

*breaks off the leg of a bar stool and does a text-book impaling of Larry's heart.*

There, now Taco, let's settle this the manly way, a drinking contest followed by a matching game of which of the Taijitu ladies faces in the pictures above the bar belongs to which semi-nude body, eh?

Well that should be easy since I took most of those pictures. *Taco slams back some shots and uses the empty shot glasses to build a 1/10th scale replica of the Taj Mahal*

[Bara]

*knocks into the glasses*

You know taco, your picking that up.

[Tacolicious]

Alrighty *Taco smooshes Bara's face into the broken fragments of glass until they get good and stuck in there* There, all picked up but you gotta clean up that blood.

[Pachamama]

"So it seems it is not computer games but Taco's that bring violence into the world. Who would have thought that of all things?"
"So is this poison hydrocyanic acid? I like the taste of almonds."
Grabs a bottle and takes a sip.

[Bara]

wheres a vampire where you need one? and wheres the Bara Aid Kit? i need the "In Case of Taco Attacks me" section.s

[Tacolicious]

In case Taco attacks:

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye

[Bara]

no, i have a anti-taco spray in there.

[Tacolicious]

*Taco points out that anti-Taco spray is made by one of Taco's companies and is actually just water*

[The Empire]

*sprays Taco with ionized heavy water*

[Bara]

hows that supposed to work?