The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

jeus christ, how come whenever im gone something happens to me?

[Tacolicious]

It's not exactly like we stop attacking you when you're around either.

*Taco trout smacks Bara*
 

[Bara]

*Bara attacks Taco with a pillow*

 

[Rozaria]

*hits bara and Taco with a fish and a pillow*

[Bara]

*Grabs a chainsword from emp and proceeds to hack up the new guy*

[The Empire]

*impales Barak on a demonic force-weapon and places him as a bizzare, and now immortal wall decoration, for ever on writhing in pain over the mantle piece*

[Bara]

Quick! Uber hax time!

*Becomes a uber Catchan*

Its on

[Tacolicious]

*Taco sits this battle out and pours a glass of wine for himself and one for Al'*

[Bara]

Wait a second, shouldn't i roll a morale check?

[Tacolicious]

Only if the extension of your force of will is to be determined by dice

[Bara]

what about shooting phase?

[Tacolicious]

I shoot not with my hand.
I shoot with my mind.
My target is connected to me.
Now we dance the dance of doom.
A straight line and an endless cycle;
an infinite curse carried in a few grams of lead.

[Bara]

no, i mean i need like a 4+ or something to hit.

[Tacolicious]

This isn't DnD chief

[Bara]

i know, this is warhammer 40,000. fool.