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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 215529 times)

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3060 on: October 05, 2007, 06:07:27 AM »
where the hell you been
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3061 on: October 05, 2007, 06:25:58 AM »
Bin ich bei der Uni, Herr. (aka.- college) :P

Late it is, so I buy you all a couple drinks of your choice, and a couple of high caliber weapons each, and... I'll see y'all later.
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Offline ParrrrTay

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3062 on: October 05, 2007, 10:54:27 AM »
Drinkage and high caliber weaponage. 
I like this Talmann!  :clap:
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3063 on: October 05, 2007, 01:42:16 PM »
MY DUCK!

*Taco summons a portal which connects to the bottom of the ocean and water rushes out a fills the tavern washing away the army. Taco then summons a portal to the inside of a volcano and throws Talmann in along with his ducky killing ways* Welcome back dude.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3064 on: October 05, 2007, 07:30:57 PM »
* Has a nice, stiff rum n' Sprite, followed by a vodka and Red Bull.

Have a wonderful weekend, loves!  I'm off again on another grand adventure.

* Wanders out the door, only bumping the frame a little bit.

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3065 on: October 05, 2007, 07:36:42 PM »
Weapons...

(BTW: The NRA have been calling me lately, which one of you told them i was a gun nut?)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3066 on: October 06, 2007, 01:23:01 AM »
I must have gotten the wrong number, I was trying to call the FBI or the ATF.... too many three letter organizations.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3067 on: October 06, 2007, 01:40:01 AM »
why would you call the FBI or the ATF?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3068 on: October 06, 2007, 01:56:02 AM »
Collect the reward *FBI and ATF agents smash through the window and drag Bara off to one of those camps that "don't exist"*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3069 on: October 06, 2007, 02:13:02 AM »
Wait one moment! What have i done?!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3070 on: October 06, 2007, 02:17:59 AM »
*Taco counts the reward cash*

Damned if I know and damned if I care... Next round is kinda on Bara

*Taco orders a whiskey sour*
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3071 on: October 06, 2007, 02:33:15 AM »
Can I get some white wine over here?

Offline ParrrrTay

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3072 on: October 06, 2007, 02:36:38 AM »
*lines up a row of jello shots

Anyone care to join me?
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3073 on: October 06, 2007, 02:49:35 AM »
I'm afraid that I'll have to decline.

Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3074 on: October 06, 2007, 03:53:27 AM »
*takes out lightsaber and cuts a taco in half*

ohh squishee!

and tastes good too!
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